look up any word, like lemonparty:
 
1.
a nonsensical derogatory term with no meaning used by twabs to inflict mental harm on others although it actually proves how twabby the person truly is.
Stephen: ur a twab
Phong: only twabs say that
Stephen: thats not what the official def says
Phong: thats what all twabs say

Kev"I'm a twab"P: u a twab
Phong: ur mum

Thomas: hey ur a twab
Phong: no u r
Thomas: *cries*
 
2.
a general derogatory term with no actual definition
KevP: Man this guy a twab
Phong: What is a twab?
KevP: you a twab

Thomas: hi im thomas
Stephen: you r a twab
Thomas: huh?
by Double Hooves June 09, 2010
 
3.
T.W.A.B. - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!
by nypaliguy July 30, 2009
 
4.
Three Week Away Balls: Medical condition particular to Offshore workers after spending 3weeks away
"Mary you better get over here quickly I've got the Twabs, and I'm away to stand on the toothpaste tube"
by Calum Buchan January 16, 2009
 
5.
TWAB - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that TWAB

Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a TWAB!
by moex201 August 04, 2009
 
6.
A contraction of the words twat and scab.
Don't be such a bleeding twab.
by Deviant Droid August 08, 2005
 
7.
'Twab' means hitting on a woman or flirting with a woman. And, when you are in the act, it means you are 'Twabbing'. Finally, when the act is successful, it means you 'Twabbed' her.
(Ladies, feel free to use it and 'Twab' some men)
Are you gonna twab her?
Are you gonna twab tonight?
Come on guys we had enough drinks, lets go twabbing.
Did you twab her? woho! someone's gonna get laid tonight.
by Glenelg!nsanity April 30, 2009