larry's definitions

dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

by Larry April 13, 2004

threesh

50% more than a douche

My boss is such a threesh!

by Larry May 10, 2004

chop

someone that is portugese. A word that is sometimes used by portugese people to describe themselves or can be used as racial slur.

You stupid fucken chop.
Yo Larry we chops for life

by larry April 16, 2005

Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

by Larry January 18, 2004

Homho

A promiscuous homosexual.

What a homho, he wanted to suck my cock.

by larry November 12, 2003

Bygm

Worlds hottest dyke ever

OMG, see those two girls making it over there? The one on the left: totally Bygm!!!

by Larry June 11, 2003

Citizen Dildo

One who is rich or in a position of high power but chooses to mingle or associate himself with lowerclass people. This term is usually issued to the person by his or her peers whom are also rich or in powerful positions.

I find it absolutely amazing that a self made billionair, such as Greg, would voluntarily be a citizen dildo.

by Larry March 26, 2004