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zjenkins

Gangster operating throughout Kew, Alphington and Ivanhoe with accomplice Damian 'The Don' Pannunzio.
Jenkins is not to be approached and has been banned from The Casino, The MCG, Telstra Dome, and other known high profile places. He has a police record which includes Vandalism, Police Assault, Grand Theft Auto, and Assault. He is the Nemesis of known rapist and Sexual Deviant Pat Dimase, and a gangwar is currently escalating.
person 1 :Man Jenkins is walking this way
person 2 :Just look down, look down
by Larry March 3, 2005
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Vagina

1. female opening to the uterus
2. insult
1. I delivered a baby through my vagina after having sex with a man 9 months prior.

2. You sir, are a vagina.
by Larry September 9, 2003
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dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.
mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board
by Larry April 13, 2004
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mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.
Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.
by Larry December 4, 2003
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FACE

A FACE is a generic word that is used as an ultimate insult. You can be a:
Fuck FACE
Shit FACE
Dick FACE
Cunt Face
Ass Face, etc.

If you call someone a face you are simplifying all other insults into one. The word is also used in an alternate form for when someones mood switches without warning from nice to evil.
My Ex-wife is a FACE!

Why the fuck you being a FACE all of a sudden?

Man I hate that dude, he's such a FACE!
by Larry June 9, 2008
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threesh

My boss is such a threesh!
by Larry May 10, 2004
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chop

someone that is portugese. A word that is sometimes used by portugese people to describe themselves or can be used as racial slur.
You stupid fucken chop.
Yo Larry we chops for life
by larry April 16, 2005
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