larry's definitions

chop

someone that is portugese. A word that is sometimes used by portugese people to describe themselves or can be used as racial slur.

You stupid fucken chop.
Yo Larry we chops for life

by larry April 16, 2005

dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

by Larry April 13, 2004

FACE

A FACE is a generic word that is used as an ultimate insult. You can be a:
Fuck FACE
Shit FACE
Dick FACE
Cunt Face
Ass Face, etc.

If you call someone a face you are simplifying all other insults into one. The word is also used in an alternate form for when someones mood switches without warning from nice to evil.

My Ex-wife is a FACE!

Why the fuck you being a FACE all of a sudden?

Man I hate that dude, he's such a FACE!

by Larry June 9, 2008

threesh

50% more than a douche

My boss is such a threesh!

by Larry May 10, 2004

mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

by Larry December 4, 2003

Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

by Larry January 18, 2004

Homho

A promiscuous homosexual.

What a homho, he wanted to suck my cock.

by larry November 12, 2003