larry's definitions

upstate new york

A horrifically boring place to live. The "line" between upstate New York and downstate New York is the point at which you believe the landscape becomes more rural than what you are used to, so various definitions exist.

You know how upstaters say there's more to New York than New York City? Well what the hell are they talking about?! I go to college at SUNY Binghamton and I swear, there is NOTHING HERE.

by Larry February 28, 2004

sotp

Acronym: "Seat Of The Pants"

Used to describe automotive performance upgrades while posting messages on automotive forums. It reflects how performance upgrades actually "feel" to the driver.

I just added a turbo to my car and the sotp is phenominal!

I changed my exhaust system to a high performance version but noticed little, to no sotp.

by Larry January 2, 2004

SM-Mess

Where you:
1. Send an inappropriate SMS to a wrong number. The recipient of the message doesn't always need to be subject of it but can still cause problems through threats of blackmail, extortion etc.

2. Your significant other reads an inappropriate TXT message on your phone. May or may not be related to your cheating, whorish behaviour.

1. I never knew I had Jeff's number until I tried to send a message telling James what a wanker he is.

2. I'm in a bit of an SM-Mess after Claire found some recent correspondence between me and my dealer after I promised her I would quit.

by Larry March 31, 2008

gb formula

max sali language

defined as:
1V + 10G = massive gb

20G + 2V = 2 massive gb
-me and 9 guys are going to hit up 1V
-got your fisting gloves?

by larry January 19, 2005

the city

Manhattan, but there is an increasing tendency among the younger generation of New Yorkers to refer to all five boroughs as "the city."

No you dumb Long Island fuck, the city starts at 1st Avenue, not Lakeville Road.

by Larry February 28, 2004

Jerk-Ass

Someone who says something that leaves you in a state of bewilderment. You have nothing to say in reply.

Suz: I am not responsible for any damage my picture may cause.
Ando: Jerk-Ass.

by Larry October 19, 2003

domokun

The symbol of anti-masturbation.

as seen in: "Everytime you mastrubate, god kills a kitten."

by Larry November 23, 2004