larry's definitions

mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

by Larry December 4, 2003

Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

by Larry January 18, 2004

Citizen Dildo

One who is rich or in a position of high power but chooses to mingle or associate himself with lowerclass people. This term is usually issued to the person by his or her peers whom are also rich or in powerful positions.

I find it absolutely amazing that a self made billionair, such as Greg, would voluntarily be a citizen dildo.

by Larry March 26, 2004

quaid

people that like tomb raider, rock climbing, tom Clancy stuff, paint balling, shants, taking matters into their own hands

origins: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER

wow that kid is quaid

by Larry January 28, 2007

hunnatron

a sexbot sent from the future with one mission: to have sex with as many boys as possible.

Whoa! Watch out if you are alone outside at night. The hunnatron might get you.

by Larry April 6, 2004

donuts

Hawaiian for black eyes (as in from being hit in the eye).

Brah, you want I give you one donut!

by Larry January 1, 2004

binghamton

Hick Mecca

People in Hancock, Upstate (yes I'm not even giving them the dignity of having 'New York' after their town, I'm from the city) think that Binghamton is a big city.

by Larry February 28, 2004