1st: You shit on your partners face.
2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.
3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.
All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.