kris's definitions
Pwnd is internet slang. It is based on another popular word "ownd". Power + ownd = pwnd. And that's how you derive pwnd.
by kris September 26, 2004
Get the Pwndmug. Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.
by Kris April 15, 2004
Get the Tomkymug. Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants
Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast
by Kris February 13, 2005
Get the Smalls Diseasemug. by Kris July 21, 2004
Get the james peppermug. a female singer who is out trying to make it in the world of music dominated by corporations backing today's leading pop singers. mistaken for a pouser, fefe is just your average girl placed in an extraordinary situation and is coming out on the better end.
by kris July 2, 2004
Get the fefe dobsonmug. 
tremendously ignorant of reality. look for his picture in the dictionary under 'foolish'.
synonyms for GWB: hypocrite, liar, cheat, blasphemer, shadeball, asshole, wannabe dictator, stupid motherfucker, monkey raping shit eater, Dick Cheyney, taint licker (his father's, of course), father of the demon created by fucking the middle east. Possibly the most disgraceful embarassment to anyone who really does believe in and trust God.
def. of someone who understands and agrees with God- benevolent, wise, discerning, trustworthy, honest, consistent, just, good steward of money, time, and resources, seeks to honor God through his or her actions, fears God's wrath, treats others as he or she would like to be treated, learns from advice and experience, does not rashly jump to conclusions without all the facts, does not falsely accuse, has a mutually loving relationship with God, praises God because he knows God deserves much more than simply praise. (this is a very simple and concise definition)
If anyone truelly confuses any of these attributes with any part of George Bush's life, I feel hopelessly sorry for you and your blindness. I hope to God that one day one of his infinite attempts to reveal himself to you is successful, and you too can share the light.
and don't be condescending towards me. theres an enormous difference between religion and faith, and i am very aware that a lot of religions and portions of religions are all fucked up. so don't BLINDLY follow ANY religion, thats almost as ignorant as believing Bush. just draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions and stop letting the 4th branch of the government, aka the media, control your perspective of the world.
just remember...'i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life' - I.T. Revolutionary Vol. II
synonyms for GWB: hypocrite, liar, cheat, blasphemer, shadeball, asshole, wannabe dictator, stupid motherfucker, monkey raping shit eater, Dick Cheyney, taint licker (his father's, of course), father of the demon created by fucking the middle east. Possibly the most disgraceful embarassment to anyone who really does believe in and trust God.
def. of someone who understands and agrees with God- benevolent, wise, discerning, trustworthy, honest, consistent, just, good steward of money, time, and resources, seeks to honor God through his or her actions, fears God's wrath, treats others as he or she would like to be treated, learns from advice and experience, does not rashly jump to conclusions without all the facts, does not falsely accuse, has a mutually loving relationship with God, praises God because he knows God deserves much more than simply praise. (this is a very simple and concise definition)
If anyone truelly confuses any of these attributes with any part of George Bush's life, I feel hopelessly sorry for you and your blindness. I hope to God that one day one of his infinite attempts to reveal himself to you is successful, and you too can share the light.
and don't be condescending towards me. theres an enormous difference between religion and faith, and i am very aware that a lot of religions and portions of religions are all fucked up. so don't BLINDLY follow ANY religion, thats almost as ignorant as believing Bush. just draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions and stop letting the 4th branch of the government, aka the media, control your perspective of the world.
just remember...'i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life' - I.T. Revolutionary Vol. II
competent individual speaking to a fool: "no one in their right mind would do that..you can't get away with that; who the fuck do you think you are? George Bush!?"
worst insult in the world, to be used only against the Bush twins -
"you mean to tell me your dad is
George W Bush?"
worst insult in the world, to be used only against the Bush twins -
"you mean to tell me your dad is
George W Bush?"
by kris February 21, 2005
Get the George W Bushmug.