kris's definitions

mupet

silly person

You screwed it again U R a real mupet

by kris October 17, 2003

Nekka

1. An imposing man; One of august persuasion.
2. Being of ample melanin.

Break yoself nekka!

by Kris October 22, 2003

Windows

An operating system that is quite easy to install and use. Crashes more often than not ('98 does anyway), but is generally a nice OS for people who want to use a computer AND have a life outside of the house at the same time.

Windows just crashed so I threw my PC out of the window.

by Kris November 4, 2003

hoo hah

Female genitalia; pussy

My hoo hah's sore after last night.

by Kris December 4, 2003

scroad

when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.

Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.

by kris August 31, 2003

Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

by Kris September 1, 2003

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003