kris's definitions

awk

abbreviation for awkward.

awk, used in some contexts as a verb, to describe someone's actions in an awkward situation.

"he would rather stay at the party and awk around. he doesn't even know anyone."

by kris March 29, 2005

fefe dobson

a female singer who is out trying to make it in the world of music dominated by corporations backing today's leading pop singers. mistaken for a pouser, fefe is just your average girl placed in an extraordinary situation and is coming out on the better end.

um... winging it here but def. better than most music i hear under this genre.

by kris July 2, 2004

Konfuk

To confuse. To alter the meaning of. Having to many uses or meanings to use at once. or to scare someonewhen they dont know this word.

I am konfuking myself.
This problem is to konfuked

by Kris July 13, 2003

tramp stamp

Can be used to describe either a tattoo above a chicks ass or a hickey depending on which part of the U.S. you are in.

i.e. You can see her tramp stamp, her bikini bottoms are so low.

or

She went out with her ex and got a tramp stamp.

by Kris June 18, 2006

hoo hah

Female genitalia; pussy

My hoo hah's sore after last night.

by Kris December 4, 2003

iyamyas

Acronym: If you ain't maintenence, you ain't shit.

Dude, I tagged IYAMYAS on the ammo guy's truck!

by Kris December 2, 2004

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003