kris's definitions

Abercrombie Zombie

One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.

Abercrombie Zombies should be destroyed.

by Kris April 24, 2003

haw man

A greeting commonly used by NEDs and Bam's in and around the Glasgow area.

Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!

(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!

by Kris February 8, 2005

poo

material propelled from the ass often exceeding mach 1

i once left my poo out in the sun and it shrivelled up and looked like a squirrel and then a bear ate it and died because it was some intense crap contained in there yes corn and all

by Kris March 5, 2004

meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

coquette

a woman whom involves herself with a man without hopes long long term results; slut; flirt

That coquette is such a dick-tease.

by Kris April 22, 2003

UB

Stands for Underage Boobies. While it can be used to describe the breasts of an under-18 year old girl, it is usually used to describe a hot under-18 year old girl that usually provokes a look-but-don't-touch reaction. Alternately it can describe a number of teenage girls when used in a blanket description such as "many UB".

Damn, did you see that UB over there?"

"Hey Jim, a whole busload of UB came into work today for 'Take Your Daughters To Work Day'"

by Kris February 5, 2004

gigantrin

really really big - thats it

Kris says, "Damn, lisa's ass is gigantrin!"

by Kris May 13, 2005