kris's definitions

gurn

the act of manipulating one's facial muscles in an unusual manner, usually associated with late nights and loud music. sometimes used in attempt to attract a mate. rarely successful.

i was gurning like a trout last night!

by Kris April 18, 2003

worm

A nick-name for a man who is not circumsized.

Julie said that guy is a worm.

by kris December 22, 2004

Raulus

something sticky or really sweet

by Kris April 24, 2003

FtM

Female to Male Transexual/Transgendered person.

"WHOA. That persons an FtM?"
"Yeah, he used to be Katie and now he's James..."

by Kris January 13, 2004

tramp stamp

Can be used to describe either a tattoo above a chicks ass or a hickey depending on which part of the U.S. you are in.

i.e. You can see her tramp stamp, her bikini bottoms are so low.

or

She went out with her ex and got a tramp stamp.

by Kris June 18, 2006

scroad

when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.

Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.

by kris August 31, 2003

Ahft

oh fuck it. oh forget it. whatever. fuck off. noone knows/cares. im demented.

Person 1: I'm konfuked.(look up term), Person2: AHFT. nevermind

by Kris August 17, 2006