kris's definitions

iyamyas

Acronym: If you ain't maintenence, you ain't shit.

Dude, I tagged IYAMYAS on the ammo guy's truck!

by Kris December 2, 2004

numair faraz

A kid who is soo totaly fetch. He's so fetch in fact that he's faraz! He resides in a small snobbish community of La Jolla and he gets all the pussy! He likes Francollis in Fashion Island. He's soo totaly gooch and not a siz. But is pretty agg.

Dude that faraz kid is pretty fetch.

by Kris August 3, 2004

da burg

Pittsburgh, PA

Hey, yinz goin' down to da burg an 'at for the Steelers game?

by Kris April 22, 2004

awake

great religious magazine which is distributed by the jehovah's witnesses

by kris October 5, 2003

yellow card

Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.

Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.

by Kris February 17, 2004

Nekka

1. An imposing man; One of august persuasion.
2. Being of ample melanin.

Break yoself nekka!

by Kris October 22, 2003

jabungo

Very large obease person. They can sometimes be mistaken for a Jumbo Jet. There are several classes of jabungo sized people:

1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.

Holy crap, that chic is super costco sized jabungo!

by Kris August 24, 2004