kris's definitions

bongus

A really hyper, crazy person.

You´re a totally bongus! Or: They are totally bongus

by kris March 17, 2005

ass factor

1. one who is the determinant of whether there is or is not ass present.

2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an ass.

Jason, you are the ass factor.

by kris April 20, 2005

james pepper

strawberrys and cream! ;)

fone sex fone sex fone sex fone sex fone sex ;)

by Kris July 21, 2004

coquette

a woman whom involves herself with a man without hopes long long term results; slut; flirt

That coquette is such a dick-tease.

by Kris April 22, 2003

meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

UB

Stands for Underage Boobies. While it can be used to describe the breasts of an under-18 year old girl, it is usually used to describe a hot under-18 year old girl that usually provokes a look-but-don't-touch reaction. Alternately it can describe a number of teenage girls when used in a blanket description such as "many UB".

Damn, did you see that UB over there?"

"Hey Jim, a whole busload of UB came into work today for 'Take Your Daughters To Work Day'"

by Kris February 5, 2004

Abercrombie Zombie

One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.

Abercrombie Zombies should be destroyed.

by Kris April 24, 2003