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Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.
why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep
by Kris September 1, 2003
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gurn

the act of manipulating one's facial muscles in an unusual manner, usually associated with late nights and loud music. sometimes used in attempt to attract a mate. rarely successful.
i was gurning like a trout last night!
by Kris April 18, 2003
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Commie

Communist. All americans seem to hate them.
"Fucking commies!! kill the commies!"
by kris April 9, 2003
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notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.
"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."
by Kris April 23, 2003
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uci

University of Chinese Immgrants
"what school do you go to?"
"uci"
"you're chinese?"
by Kris April 26, 2004
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yellow card

Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.
Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.
by Kris February 17, 2004
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Hit Your Knees

1. Telling somebody to suck your dick.

2. Telling somebody to bow to you.

3. The act of proposing marriage.
by Kris July 27, 2004
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