kris's definitions

Pwnd

Pwnd is internet slang. It is based on another popular word "ownd". Power + ownd = pwnd. And that's how you derive pwnd.

"You got pwnd"
"I just pwnd"
"OMG PWN"

by kris September 26, 2004

scroad

when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.

Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.

by kris August 31, 2003

Ahft

oh fuck it. oh forget it. whatever. fuck off. noone knows/cares. im demented.

Person 1: I'm konfuked.(look up term), Person2: AHFT. nevermind

by Kris August 17, 2006

gigantren

really really big -thats all

Kris says, "Damn, Lisa's ass is gigantren!"

by Kris March 19, 2005

uci

University of Chinese Immgrants

"what school do you go to?"
"uci"
"you're chinese?"

by Kris April 26, 2004

hilary duff

The girl that marks the complete destruction of any hope we ever had to have a non slutty generation with good music..unfortunatly all we have now is 8 year old sluts that have crappy music..

Hilary Duff is a horrible person.

by Kris April 10, 2004

awake

great religious magazine which is distributed by the jehovah's witnesses

by kris October 5, 2003