kris's definitions

haw man

A greeting commonly used by NEDs and Bam's in and around the Glasgow area.

Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!

(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!

by Kris February 8, 2005

poo

material propelled from the ass often exceeding mach 1

i once left my poo out in the sun and it shrivelled up and looked like a squirrel and then a bear ate it and died because it was some intense crap contained in there yes corn and all

by Kris March 5, 2004

floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

by Kris August 11, 2004

jabungo

Very large obease person. They can sometimes be mistaken for a Jumbo Jet. There are several classes of jabungo sized people:

1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.

Holy crap, that chic is super costco sized jabungo!

by Kris August 24, 2004

Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

by Kris September 1, 2003

notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.

"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."

by Kris April 23, 2003

Commie

Communist. All americans seem to hate them.

"Fucking commies!! kill the commies!"

by kris April 9, 2003