kris's definitions

Tomky

Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.

James Tomkinson

by Kris April 15, 2004

Smalls Disease

Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants

Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast

by Kris February 13, 2005

four_c

The sexiest man alive and he's all mine

four_c is hawt!

by Kris October 2, 2003

bongus

A really hyper, crazy person.

You´re a totally bongus! Or: They are totally bongus

by kris March 17, 2005

bombo

straight, pimp, bomb, cool, phat

That girls ass is so bombo

by Kris July 17, 2003

Konfuk

To confuse. To alter the meaning of. Having to many uses or meanings to use at once. or to scare someonewhen they dont know this word.

I am konfuking myself.
This problem is to konfuked

by Kris July 13, 2003

fefe dobson

a female singer who is out trying to make it in the world of music dominated by corporations backing today's leading pop singers. mistaken for a pouser, fefe is just your average girl placed in an extraordinary situation and is coming out on the better end.

um... winging it here but def. better than most music i hear under this genre.

by kris July 2, 2004