kris's definitions

floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

by Kris August 11, 2004

jabungo

Very large obease person. They can sometimes be mistaken for a Jumbo Jet. There are several classes of jabungo sized people:

1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.

Holy crap, that chic is super costco sized jabungo!

by Kris August 24, 2004

Commie

Communist. All americans seem to hate them.

"Fucking commies!! kill the commies!"

by kris April 9, 2003

notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.

"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."

by Kris April 23, 2003

P Unit

An awesome rap parody straight out of Princeton.

Did you hear P Unit's new song? It totally trashed 50 cent and G Unit.

by Kris February 3, 2004

Fartish

1) Resembles a Fart
2) Fart like
3) Stupid and Old
4) Old fart like

"That shirt is fartish!"
"She is a fartish person!"
"Now, don't be fartish."

by Kris April 5, 2005

Sunken

To be intoxicated.
Drunk.
Wasted.
Smashed.

"Dude, no way he's getting home sunk like that."

by Kris June 25, 2004