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The villiage whore is the biggest whore in the entire villiage or town. Not all whores get this honor, to be the villiage whore the person must be willing to show there snatch to anyone and should be extremely ugly. They are usually a military wife and possibly weigh more than 300 pounds. The villiage whore is almost always a good cooks and use it to their advantage to get people to come over so she can show them her twat.
Did you see Tony's mom yesterday. She cooked lasagna so I would come over. At her house she shoved a banana up my ass and made me finger her beef curtains, what a village whore.
by a victim/ concerned citizen February 03, 2011
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