90 definitions by kris

Commie

Communist. All americans seem to hate them.

by kris April 9, 2003

Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.

Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.

by kris February 17, 2004

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Stitch

Something you love to pick at, but are proud to have.

I have a Stitch on my arm.

by kris October 5, 2004

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soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by kris September 20, 2003

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killer K

A killer K can also be one of the most queer men found. (remember he is found in the very gay state of massachuetts) He is so gay that even richard simmons loses in a Gay-off.

The people of Norwell must stay away from Killer K or buy Butt plugs becuase you will feel the wraith of him on your anus.

by kris March 22, 2005

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