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Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.
Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.
by Kris February 17, 2004

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One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.
"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"
by Kris April 06, 2005

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1. Telling somebody to suck your dick.

2. Telling somebody to bow to you.

3. The act of proposing marriage.
You better hit your knees, bitch.
by Kris July 27, 2004

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a white kid who thinks he untouchable as long as he's strapped with a cell phone
not the kind of guy for nicole
by Kris January 21, 2005

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Acronym: If you ain't maintenence, you ain't shit.
Dude, I tagged IYAMYAS on the ammo guy's truck!
by Kris December 02, 2004

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can be used in a number of ways. most frequently used to say goodbye to someone or as a replacement for words like cool. used in the telford and wrekin area of england
i'll ring u in a bish
by Kris April 15, 2004

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To remove all Canadian references from a motion picture filmed in Canada in order to make you perceive it was filmed in the United States.
Bob: Did you fuzz out the license plates and remove all the "aye"s from that film before it airs on the Lifetime Network?

Lisa: Yes, that film was de-canadianized in post-production already.
by Kris November 04, 2007

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