A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly
security guards who are terrified
of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will
be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends
fat old twat
wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.
Its a Pork
Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade
there's still a chance
a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.