6 definitions by just some random guy

snakeskin watch

A practical joke; you wrap your penis around your left wrist, then attempt to get someone to look at your "watch".

"Hey, what time is i...AAUUGGHH, you ASS!"

by just some random guy July 17, 2005

bowned

Receiving an injury to your penis (having your "boner" get "owned", hence the word) Also spelled as bown3d, bpwned, or bpwm3d. Exclamation points/ ones can also be added.

Not to be confused with getting boned, which is much more pleasent.

When spoken, stress of the "w" sound is used to avoid such confusion.

(Man 1 gets kneed in the nuts by a woman)
Man 2: "Dude, you just got bowned!"

by just some random guy June 12, 2005

bake and shake

The act of masturbation after smoking weed, taking advantage of heightened tactile senses from marijuana.

"Man, I'm feeling kind'a horny. I thinks it's time to bake and shake."

by just some random guy November 22, 2007

no-tell-motel

Any seedy, dirty, cheap looking motel where "sleeping" doesn't appear to be exactly what many of the people renting the rooms intend to do in them. They usually offer "hourly rates", for those wanting just a "quick nap". If you go to one, bringing your own sheets might be a good idea.

If it advertises hourly rates, steer clear!

by just some random guy June 12, 2005

poop deck

The exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. Requires constant swabbing.

''Swab the poop deck!''

by just some random guy March 31, 2006

Snatchlasticity

The measure of tightness of a woman's vagina.

That woman has slept around so much she's lost all her snatchlasticity. Like throwing hot dog down a hallway.

by just some random guy March 30, 2006