12 definitions by jotthedot

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

sock pirate

to use someone else's sock (roomate, girlfriend, gym buddy)to masturbate into. replacing the sock from where it was pirated.

I yelled Arrrg and then heisted one of my buddies socks to spooge into. I am a sock pirate.

by jotthedot July 25, 2006

buttertits

a woman whose only redeeming quality is her breasts.

What do you think of my new girl? Damn Jimmy, she is fugly buttertits are fucking awesome.

by jotthedot May 9, 2008

throw rug

a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure

Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.

by jotthedot May 30, 2006

oxymoron

someone so stupid they forget to breathe.

man, that dude couldn't find his ass with both hands...he's a fucking oxymoron.

by jotthedot March 31, 2006