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13 definitions by jotthedot

 
1.
to use someone else's sock (roomate, girlfriend, gym buddy)to masturbate into. replacing the sock from where it was pirated.
I yelled Arrrg and then heisted one of my buddies socks to spooge into. I am a sock pirate.
by jotthedot July 25, 2006
 
2.
The flab that hangs over and around the back of a fat woman's bra. Also rolls of fat that incorporate the undrarms and shoulders of said fat women.
have you seen that chick eat? No wonder she's got a ton of fat back on her.
by jotthedot March 28, 2006
 
3.
To masturbate to ejaculation.
Man, I went down to the sperm bank to butter the corn.
by jotthedot February 26, 2008
 
4.
use of the tongue to pleasure another by orally stimulating various orifices or body parts.
hey Jimmy, I just got out of the shower. You wanna give me some tongue loving?
by jotthedot April 02, 2008
 
5.
euphemisim for penis.
Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".
by jotthedot April 10, 2008
 
6.
An idiot or dumbass who is also a jerk. related to a wanker that acts like a retard.
Jimmy is such a jerk, he's a real wanktard.
by jotthedot March 28, 2008
 
7.
a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure
Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.
by jotthedot May 30, 2006