jotthedot's definitions

oxymoron

someone so stupid they forget to breathe.

man, that dude couldn't find his ass with both hands...he's a fucking oxymoron.

by jotthedot April 21, 2006

blumpkin lite

Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.

Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.

by jotthedot May 24, 2006

throw rug

a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure

Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.

by jotthedot June 1, 2006

buttertits

a woman whose only redeeming quality is her breasts.

What do you think of my new girl? Damn Jimmy, she is fugly buttertits are fucking awesome.

by jotthedot May 9, 2008

shrimp

a person with a great body but an ugly face.

We call her a shrimp, you throw away the head and eat the rest.

by jotthedot June 22, 2006

plint

penis lint
The fuzzy residue left on a penis after using a brand new tube sock for masturbatory purposes.

Man, I just got a brand new pair of tube socks. Now I have to go wash off all the plint left behind.

by jotthedot March 21, 2008

butter the corn

To masturbate to ejaculation.

Man, I went down to the sperm bank to butter the corn.

by jotthedot February 26, 2008