joseph poon's definitions

Sexual Suicide

To dismember your member. I cut off or cut out your sexual organs. See also castrate.

Eric knew he was never going to get laid so he committed sexual suicide to get it all over with. There was blood and semen everywhere.

by Joseph Poon June 27, 2004

kingest

The best.

Sex is the kingest feeling in the world.

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

gorp

When you take a bath and you fart then break the bubble with your penis.

Jake's mom caught him gorping his fart bubbles in the bathtub.

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

Biff

A really fuckin' stupid person.

That kid we met earlier, was he mentally retarted or was he just Biff?

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

Pippy

The fucking ugliest person you've ever seen.

I can't look anymore, that bitch is so fucking pippy.

by Joseph Poon September 20, 2003

Fane

Female marijuana plant.

Look at the buds on this beautiful fane.

by Joseph Poon September 20, 2003

bosco

Cool

Taking drugs is bosco as shit

by Joseph Poon September 20, 2003