joseph poon's definitions

Sexual Suicide

To dismember your member. I cut off or cut out your sexual organs. See also castrate.

Eric knew he was never going to get laid so he committed sexual suicide to get it all over with. There was blood and semen everywhere.

by Joseph Poon June 27, 2004

kingest

The best.

Sex is the kingest feeling in the world.

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

gorp

When you take a bath and you fart then break the bubble with your penis.

Jake's mom caught him gorping his fart bubbles in the bathtub.

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

Biff

A really fuckin' stupid person.

That kid we met earlier, was he mentally retarted or was he just Biff?

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

young bo

a wigger

That young bo's shirt is almost touching the ground, what a fag! It looks like that young bo is wearing a dress.

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

worm

To make a mistake.

He wormed up his test in school and got a D.

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

Reptar

Something that sucks or is really gay.

That independant movie was reptar as shit.

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003