147 definitions by jimmybomm

pee stream

A stream of warm urine excreted from ones genitals.

Guy1: Man did you hear about R Kelly squirting a pee stream on his girlfriend? Guy2: I sure did. I gotta try that. Guy1: Man that's nasty and it didn't go good for him after that.

by jimmybomm January 15, 2021

sugar cave

A woman's sweet vagina.

I couldn't wait to get my tongue in her sweet sugar cave.

by jimmybomm June 5, 2020

flesh cork

A cock used to cork a vagina and/or asshole.

guy 1: Man I gave her the flesh cork the other night and she loved it. guy 2: Do you think she will let me? guy 1: Probably. Go ask her.

by jimmybomm June 5, 2020

parental uncircumcision

The parents decision to not circumcise their child even though the father is clipped. The decision is made because others have convinced the parents this is a brutal barbaric act. Now the parents have to teach the child how to pull the foreskin back and clean the smegma out of there. Their never going to teach him that.

Because of his parental uncircumcision decision little billy's sea cucumber has a nasty disgusting smell caused by all that smegma that's been sitting there for days.

by jimmybomm April 19, 2020

hoja breath

This is the first hit off a joint that's all rolling paper burning. This causes ones breath to smell like burnt paper. Hoja is a slang word for rolling paper.

Mike has hoja breath all the time from sparking up so many joints.

by jimmybomm January 15, 2021

crown me off

It simply means to suck cock.

Guy 1: Man do you see those girls over there? Guy 2: I sure do. Guy 1: I'm gonna get one of them to crown me off. Guy 2: When your done send her over to me.

by jimmybomm July 22, 2020

suck my pud

Pud is a slang word for penis.

Man I'm gonna hit on those girls over there and maybe I can get one of them to suck my pud tonight.

by jimmybomm February 5, 2021