jiggaman's definitions

snake charmer

A sexual move where a man stands up and a woman kneels in a blow job position. The man is floppy. The woman then wraps her hair in a towell similar to that of a turban, she then proceeds to hum arabic songs whilst the man's penis rises like a snake.

Craig's legs were tired as Susan's snake charmer technique was poor.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

purple haze

1.Album by Cam'Ron, member of Dipset.

2. Sick sweet smelling marijuana with relaxing effects

1. Purple Haze - Cam'Ron
"I'm behind the diner, selling marijuana to a minor minor
Elder fella, lookin for that shine, Ill shine ya"

2. Hit that purple haze, boy boy

by Jiggaman April 13, 2005

boyton

The apitamy of a cunt. If the word cunt was in the Oxford Dictionary there would be a picture of boyton next to it.

Chris: Boyton's a cunt, a cuntish cunt, maybe the most cuntish cunt i've ever seen. Look at him...fucking cunt.
Class chick though.

by jiggaman May 6, 2005

red ring

Unwanted burning sensation around the ring of the anus left after spicy food, normal from a curry or mexican.

Sorry John, i'm gunna be late, had a madras last nite and i've got red ring and it's causing me a bit of agro.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

jam doughnut

When a man releases his sexual juices in a circle round a woman's face. Then punches her in the nose so it bleeds and hence therefore looks like a jam doughnut.

Katy loved the jam doughnut, however did not enjoy the clean up process afterwards.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Samiad

A disgusting shriveled shit look a like, which burries itself in the sand in the olden times and would grant wishes.

Gareth: That old man has very wrinkly skin and i bet he smells of shit.
Tim: I would say he is the actual Samiad.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

your gran

Old skool dissing. When your mum and your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!

Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!

by jiggaman May 6, 2005