jiggaman's definitions

mufro

The disgusting hair ball of fur, looking like a dead rat on the genital area of either men or women. The huge afro like atrosity can also be refered to as Bob Marley between the legs can be easily solved with scissors or hair clippers. (Often found in Eastern lands)

As Raj pulled off Sanjita's clothes he was greated with sight of a mufro. He immediately complained of a headache

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

your gran

Old skool dissing. When your mum and your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!

Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!

by jiggaman May 6, 2005

cocunut

an asian diluted by his generation who loses all ties with his origin and becomes a dkhed.
noticed by long hair copper highlights and dont know their asian language, hindi, urdu , punjabi or gujrati
act like prcks and are the scum of the earth to all asians(COCUNUTS MAINLY COMPRISE OF HINDUS...ABOUT 99.6%)

Avi is the king of all cocunuts
that idiot needs to be slapped up...man came to my house and said he loved the beryani and samasas

by jiggaman March 29, 2005

john wayne walk

The red arse, slow, saddle sore walk you do after a raping

He took such a fat beating on Halo2, he's gunna be walking like john wayne

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

jam doughnut

When a man releases his sexual juices in a circle round a woman's face. Then punches her in the nose so it bleeds and hence therefore looks like a jam doughnut.

Katy loved the jam doughnut, however did not enjoy the clean up process afterwards.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Samiad

A disgusting shriveled shit look a like, which burries itself in the sand in the olden times and would grant wishes.

Gareth: That old man has very wrinkly skin and i bet he smells of shit.
Tim: I would say he is the actual Samiad.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005