jiggaman's definitions

snake charmer

A sexual move where a man stands up and a woman kneels in a blow job position. The man is floppy. The woman then wraps her hair in a towell similar to that of a turban, she then proceeds to hum arabic songs whilst the man's penis rises like a snake.

Craig's legs were tired as Susan's snake charmer technique was poor.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

your gran

Old skool dissing. When your mum and your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!

Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!

by jiggaman May 6, 2005

cocunut

an asian diluted by his generation who loses all ties with his origin and becomes a dkhed.
noticed by long hair copper highlights and dont know their asian language, hindi, urdu , punjabi or gujrati
act like prcks and are the scum of the earth to all asians(COCUNUTS MAINLY COMPRISE OF HINDUS...ABOUT 99.6%)

Avi is the king of all cocunuts
that idiot needs to be slapped up...man came to my house and said he loved the beryani and samasas

by jiggaman March 29, 2005

crocodile back

A gruesome health and sexual act. After a persons back starts to peel from severe sunburn. The person then proceeds to rub faeces into it for sexual pleasure. The heat from the burn solidifys not only the faeces but also sticking up skin which has now become hard and turned a camoflage colour of that a crocodile has.

Colin wished he kept his sun burn and coprophilia attitudes seperate as he struggled to cover the smell and his back with his shirt.

by Jiggaman June 30, 2006

Sandwich

The unfortunate problem of getting sand caught in the anus area after a trip to the beach. The arse cheeks act as two slices of bread as the sand filling rapes holes in the person anus causing bleeding. Very common with sailors.

Mike waddled back to the car after a fumble on the beach with his est friends missus complaining of sandwich

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

mufro

The disgusting hair ball of fur, looking like a dead rat on the genital area of either men or women. The huge afro like atrosity can also be refered to as Bob Marley between the legs can be easily solved with scissors or hair clippers. (Often found in Eastern lands)

As Raj pulled off Sanjita's clothes he was greated with sight of a mufro. He immediately complained of a headache

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

big dave

When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.

Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005