jiggaman's definitions

carny

Carnival Folk, one with small hands and freakish appearance to be laughed at by normal people

Look at you, you carny bastard

by Jiggaman April 12, 2005

juelz santana

Founding Member of the Harlem Diplomats (Dipset Byrdgang).
Human Crack in the flesh.
Santana the Great.
Prince of New York.
Harlems Gangsta.

Ay yo, Juelz Santana is bananas. That new Dipset joint is off the hook.

by Jiggaman April 12, 2005

purple haze

1.Album by Cam'Ron, member of Dipset.

2. Sick sweet smelling marijuana with relaxing effects

1. Purple Haze - Cam'Ron
"I'm behind the diner, selling marijuana to a minor minor
Elder fella, lookin for that shine, Ill shine ya"

2. Hit that purple haze, boy boy

by Jiggaman April 13, 2005

john wayne walk

The red arse, slow, saddle sore walk you do after a raping

He took such a fat beating on Halo2, he's gunna be walking like john wayne

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

red ring

Unwanted burning sensation around the ring of the anus left after spicy food, normal from a curry or mexican.

Sorry John, i'm gunna be late, had a madras last nite and i've got red ring and it's causing me a bit of agro.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Samiad

A disgusting shriveled shit look a like, which burries itself in the sand in the olden times and would grant wishes.

Gareth: That old man has very wrinkly skin and i bet he smells of shit.
Tim: I would say he is the actual Samiad.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

blind mans wank

Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.

Warning: Can cause blindness!

Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005