jesse's definitions

one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

by Jesse May 25, 2004

mske

To Mske is to bring ones self to a public forum and plea to the gods to guide one's self and one's foe through battle with the hopes of gaining strength in terms of SP so one might be able to defeat greater foes through mskeing as well.

My Friends and I mske frequently on KaoticKontrol.cjb.net

by Jesse March 12, 2004

benalia

Benalia is a penis that, when erect, curves downward like a banana.
(Origin- Arizona circa 2001)

"It was so funny, he had a freakin benalia."
"She deep throated that benalia."

by Jesse April 4, 2005

shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse March 17, 2007

kee

Another word for cool which is sarcastically used as an insult when people say insanely stupid things.

Origin: Evolved from "Yer cool!"

This word is often used when describing sick people. (see my definition of sick)

"Really? I'm a dumb face? You're kee, Sam."

by Jesse May 3, 2004

ruckus

Buttholeasssphincterpoop chute

I got a running start when I stuck it in her ruckus!!

by Jesse March 10, 2004

shizzly

far superior to the played out shizzle.

spongebob is the shizzly

by jesse February 19, 2004