jesse's definitions

ruckus

Buttholeasssphincterpoop chute

I got a running start when I stuck it in her ruckus!!

by Jesse March 10, 2004

shizzly

far superior to the played out shizzle.

spongebob is the shizzly

by jesse February 19, 2004

benalia

Benalia is a penis that, when erect, curves downward like a banana.
(Origin- Arizona circa 2001)

"It was so funny, he had a freakin benalia."
"She deep throated that benalia."

by Jesse April 4, 2005

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 29, 2004

yatchery

a place where yatches (beeyotches or otherwise) are hatched.

the yatchery down the street has produced some of the finest grade A

by jesse October 23, 2004

radiohead

The most over rated band of all time.

The main stream's version of good music.

However, a fairly good band.

OMG Radiohead is the BEST BAND EVER!!! OF ALL TIME!!!!

too mad to go on

by Jesse July 31, 2004

Point of Existence

An awesome mod created for Battlefield: Veitnam which totally owns DC.

This mod is the best mod ever created...

"I just blew up that tank whore with my F-22!"
"No way! I was that tank whore you faggot!"

by Jesse November 9, 2004