jesse's definitions

camplaining

to engage in a negative, manufactured complain-based campaign against an incumbent officeholder.

Look at that idiot Kerry -- he's just camplaining.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

neoness

An RPG guru, mainly obsessed with oddball RPG's mainly other people don't appreciate.

Wow, I want to be a great gamer like NeoNess!

by Jesse April 22, 2003

towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by jesse October 23, 2004

urban-dictionary.com

a site used for looking up words that your afraid to ask your parents

i just looked up ghetto on www.urbandictionary.com

by Jesse December 31, 2003

lowrider

a car that has been modified by lowering it and puttinh hydrolics on it. they usually have custom paint jobs and interiors.

yo mang,Ill run you over in my lowrider sa

by jesse February 12, 2004

checkmark

A eupemism for dick (in terms of "giving" or "getting dick")

Can be used as verb or noun.

"Did you checkmark Erica last night?"
"I want a checkmark from that dude over there."

by Jesse February 7, 2003

stoke

Another term/word for a cigarette.

"Hey Joseph, you gotta stoke?"

by Jesse May 13, 2005