129 definitions by jesse
When the passenger, upon entering an automobile, pulls the door handle at the same time the driver presses the "unlock" button. This creates a state of limbo where the driver thinks the door is unlocked, but the passenger cannot enter the vehichle. Until the driver presses the unlock button again (without the passenger's interference), the two said parties are stuck in a state of confusion, resulting in roadytart.
by jesse March 16, 2005
by jesse July 27, 2003
The most over rated band of all time.
The main stream's version of good music.
However, a fairly good band.
The main stream's version of good music.
However, a fairly good band.
by jesse July 31, 2004
A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg
by jesse May 25, 2004
The long lost bourough of NYC. Staten Island has the biggest wiggers in the world. Kids from Todt Hill drive around in there Escalades and Mercades listening to rap and hate all the black, mexicans, Puerto Ricans that drive by them.
Also, where i live. -.-; The garbe hole of the world.
Also, where i live. -.-; The garbe hole of the world.
by jesse February 26, 2005
You begin at the top with a gental kiss as your hands fallow down the shaft. Then You trace your tongue downward and in a circular path being sure to not neglect any side then gently licking the balls. Then placeing the penis into the mouth while the hands continue to stimulate the base. The mouth slowly allows the penis to goin futher and further into the mouth, being sure to inhale deep as not to gag. this continues until the man ejaculates.
How would you like that head?
by jesse March 27, 2005