crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by jesse September 06, 2003

cactuar

A green plastic shot glass used to drink vodka

Gimme a swig of cactuar!

by Jesse July 27, 2003

head

You begin at the top with a gental kiss as your hands fallow down the shaft. Then You trace your tongue downward and in a circular path being sure to not neglect any side then gently licking the balls. Then placeing the penis into the mouth while the hands continue to stimulate the base. The mouth slowly allows the penis to goin futher and further into the mouth, being sure to inhale deep as not to gag. this continues until the man ejaculates.

How would you like that head?

by Jesse March 27, 2005

Pwebfo

A mysterious typo which has a hidden meaning. Not even it's owner can fully understand it.

Damn, you dirty ass pwebfo. Get off my lawn.

by Jesse August 27, 2003

BMX

The greatest thing on the planet.

I ride bmx. i love it more than my girlfriend.

by jesse June 20, 2003

heater

A ciggarette

Hey can I bum a heater

by Jesse October 30, 2003

shower babies

Jerking off in the shower

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town

by Jesse October 30, 2003