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28 definitions by jer

 
1.
Michael Jackson- The King of Pop.
With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.
by Jer March 07, 2005
 
2.
Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.
Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha
by jer February 24, 2005
 
3.
A greeting often used online in chat box to express a 'hello' but, with style.
Ello bud, how are you doing?
by JeR March 31, 2004
 
4.
To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.
Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.
by Jer March 22, 2005
 
5.
1. A selfish girl who steps on people to get what she wants

2. A girl who lies, steals, and is a regular skank in order to get what she wants.
Oh My god! Did you hear about that J.ho, Latisha? She done stole all Carl's money and run off!

Latisha is a regular J.ho... she's always stealin and cheatin on somebody!
by Jer November 30, 2003
 
6.
Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.
by jer October 27, 2003
 
7.
1. The nickname of Janet Jackson's 2004 flopped album, Damita Jo. Named such because it sounded like a gutted and slutty version of her 1993 masterpiece album, janet.
"Omg I felt so sorry for Janet after Damita Ho bombed. She'll never recover"
by Jer March 31, 2006