java monster's definitions

oversit

the opposite of understand.

Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.

by java monster February 22, 2008

skudwizer

Shooting a beer like a missile.

Goddard doesn't drink, he skudwizers.

by java monster February 22, 2008

squaballo jangallo

A substitution for any word in a spoken or written sentence, including itself.

Your pet duck is squaballo jangallo with that wing peircing.

Why do more when squaballo jangallo and price it the same as your fat donkey.

by java monster February 22, 2008

rummy

A terrible friend or a beloved enemy.

The dog's been a real rummy this week with it's pooping in the fish tank habits and blaming it on the cat, but I still love that pooch.

by java monster February 22, 2008

schooly doo

A classic amongst nerd hair stylings. When the hair is greasy and parted on the side.

I had to sneak into the chess club's lair to steal my girlfreind's undies back, so I whipped up a schooly doo and a retainer and went dork for a day.

by java monster February 22, 2008

duck shot

To toast a shot of awful booze, usually USA rum, to a plastic duck at Sunday River.

To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.

by java monster February 20, 2008

pentafinger

Another word for a human hand.

Mama, I'm gonna rock your cheeks with a vigorous pentafinger.

by java monster February 24, 2008