java monster's definitions

giraffodil

A girl with a really long skinny neck. Most commonly noted for the goofy nature in which their head sways back and forth when they run.

I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.

That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.

by java monster February 22, 2008

penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

by java monster February 24, 2008

skudwizer

Shooting a beer like a missile.

Goddard doesn't drink, he skudwizers.

by java monster February 22, 2008

chibba

Another word for marijuana.

Is there a difference between "smoking" and "puffing" the chibba?

by java monster February 22, 2008

oversit

the opposite of understand.

Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.

by java monster February 22, 2008

taffy bracket

A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.

Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.

by java monster February 24, 2008

duck shot

To toast a shot of awful booze, usually USA rum, to a plastic duck at Sunday River.

To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.

by java monster February 20, 2008