Urban Dictionary: Author java monster

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overcat

To be an overcat is to be everything opposite an underdog.

As you can see, the overcat in this sumo match is the 2 ton asian, and the underdog is the 15 oz. gerbal.

by java monster February 25, 2008

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frip frop

Typically uttered via chinese accents, means in english "flip flop", as in a sandle or a shower shoes.

Wang told me he had to borrow my frip frop because he broke on of his during karate.

by java monster February 25, 2008

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oversit

the opposite of understand.

Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.

by java monster February 22, 2008

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thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

by java monster February 22, 2008

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taffy bracket

A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.

Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.

by java monster February 24, 2008

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brita critter

Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.

I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.

Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.

by java monster February 24, 2008

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soil the cow

To become drunk and flavorful.

I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.

by java monster February 22, 2008

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