Definitions by java monster

taffy bracket 

A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.

Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.

taffy bracket by java monster February 24, 2008

penis on rye 

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

penis on rye by java monster February 24, 2008

pentafinger 

Another word for a human hand.

Mama, I'm gonna rock your cheeks with a vigorous pentafinger.

pentafinger by java monster February 24, 2008

giraffodil

A girl with a really long skinny neck. Most commonly noted for the goofy nature in which their head sways back and forth when they run.

I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.

That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.

giraffodil by java monster February 22, 2008

plugged out 

1.) Ambiguously high; as in not plugged into reality.

2.) Unplugged

The cat's been plugged out ever since we fish bowled it's kitty-condo.

The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...

plugged out by java monster February 22, 2008

rummy 

A terrible friend or a beloved enemy.

The dog's been a real rummy this week with it's pooping in the fish tank habits and blaming it on the cat, but I still love that pooch.

rummy by java monster February 22, 2008

schooly doo 

A classic amongst nerd hair stylings. When the hair is greasy and parted on the side.

I had to sneak into the chess club's lair to steal my girlfreind's undies back, so I whipped up a schooly doo and a retainer and went dork for a day.

schooly doo by java monster February 22, 2008