brain kabob

An array of sequenced mental activity. Generally, a series of thoughts.

The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.

The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.

by java monster February 18, 2008

rummy

A terrible friend or a beloved enemy.

The dog's been a real rummy this week with it's pooping in the fish tank habits and blaming it on the cat, but I still love that pooch.

by java monster February 22, 2008

sly goose

A master of the art of conning.

That hamburglar is a real sly goose.

by java monster February 22, 2008

geniass

For a person to be a genius and an ass all in one sitting.

He might have solved the energy crisis; however, he didn't have to punch my pooch. What a geniass.

by java monster February 26, 2008

salmon pinwheel

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.

Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.

by java monster February 18, 2008

terd muffin

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

by java monster February 22, 2008

pentafinger

Another word for a human hand.

Mama, I'm gonna rock your cheeks with a vigorous pentafinger.

by java monster February 25, 2008