Definitions by java monster

soapy papoose 

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.

I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.

soapy papoose by java monster February 24, 2008

penis on rye 

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

penis on rye by java monster February 24, 2008

pentafinger 

Another word for a human hand.

Mama, I'm gonna rock your cheeks with a vigorous pentafinger.

pentafinger by java monster February 24, 2008

plugged out 

1.) Ambiguously high; as in not plugged into reality.

2.) Unplugged

The cat's been plugged out ever since we fish bowled it's kitty-condo.

The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...

plugged out by java monster February 22, 2008

giraffodil

A girl with a really long skinny neck. Most commonly noted for the goofy nature in which their head sways back and forth when they run.

I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.

That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.

giraffodil by java monster February 22, 2008

rummy 

A terrible friend or a beloved enemy.

The dog's been a real rummy this week with it's pooping in the fish tank habits and blaming it on the cat, but I still love that pooch.

rummy by java monster February 22, 2008

bones 

Cave man currency. Jurassic dollars.

"Me buy girl for 10 bones." - Rupaul.

"Cost me 30 bones to fill my tank this afternoon."

bones by java monster February 22, 2008