java monster's definitions

skudwizer

Shooting a beer like a missile.

Goddard doesn't drink, he skudwizers.

by java monster February 22, 2008

chibba

Another word for marijuana.

Is there a difference between "smoking" and "puffing" the chibba?

by java monster February 22, 2008

penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

by java monster February 24, 2008

oversit

the opposite of understand.

Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.

by java monster February 22, 2008

geniass

For a person to be a genius and an ass all in one sitting.

He might have solved the energy crisis; however, he didn't have to punch my pooch. What a geniass.

by java monster May 2, 2008

soapy papoose

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.

I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.

by java monster February 24, 2008

shour

A shower that lasts an extended amount of time, usually greater than an hour.

Jessica was going to shower; however, it was cold enough in her bathroom that she decided to have a shour instead.

by java monster February 25, 2008