java monster's definitions

soapy papoose

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.

I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.

by java monster February 24, 2008

pentafinger

Another word for a human hand.

Mama, I'm gonna rock your cheeks with a vigorous pentafinger.

by java monster February 24, 2008

foot canoe

A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.

The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.

Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.

by java monster February 18, 2008

overcat

To be an overcat is to be everything opposite an underdog.

As you can see, the overcat in this sumo match is the 2 ton asian, and the underdog is the 15 oz. gerbal.

by java monster May 2, 2008

penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

by java monster February 24, 2008

salmon pinwheel

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.

Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.

by java monster February 18, 2008

skudwizer

Shooting a beer like a missile.

Goddard doesn't drink, he skudwizers.

by java monster February 22, 2008