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by java monster February 24, 2008
Get the pentafinger mug.1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.
2.) A lathered freind.
2.) A lathered freind.
I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.
It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
by java monster February 24, 2008
Get the soapy papoose mug.A girl with a really long skinny neck. Most commonly noted for the goofy nature in which their head sways back and forth when they run.
I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.
That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.
That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.
by java monster February 22, 2008
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Get the soil the cow mug.When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
by java monster February 22, 2008
Another word for marijuana.
by java monster February 22, 2008
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