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Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.
by java monster February 18, 2008
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The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
by java monster February 18, 2008
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The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.
The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.
by java monster February 18, 2008
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by java monster February 20, 2008
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I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.
That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.
That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.
by java monster February 22, 2008
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The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...
The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...
by java monster February 22, 2008
Get the plugged out mug.The dog's been a real rummy this week with it's pooping in the fish tank habits and blaming it on the cat, but I still love that pooch.
by java monster February 22, 2008
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