java monster's definitions

oversit

the opposite of understand.

Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.

by java monster February 22, 2008

salmon pinwheel

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.

Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.

by java monster February 18, 2008

hamburger eyes

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.

All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.

by java monster February 25, 2008

schooly doo

A classic amongst nerd hair stylings. When the hair is greasy and parted on the side.

I had to sneak into the chess club's lair to steal my girlfreind's undies back, so I whipped up a schooly doo and a retainer and went dork for a day.

by java monster February 22, 2008

bones

Cave man currency. Jurassic dollars.

"Me buy girl for 10 bones." - Rupaul.

"Cost me 30 bones to fill my tank this afternoon."

by java monster February 22, 2008

frip frop

Typically uttered via chinese accents, means in english "flip flop", as in a sandle or a shower shoes.

Wang told me he had to borrow my frip frop because he broke on of his during karate.

by java monster February 25, 2008

pentafinger

Another word for a human hand.

Mama, I'm gonna rock your cheeks with a vigorous pentafinger.

by java monster February 24, 2008