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soapy papoose

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.
I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
by java monster February 24, 2008
mugGet the soapy papoosemug.

schooly doo

A classic amongst nerd hair stylings. When the hair is greasy and parted on the side.
I had to sneak into the chess club's lair to steal my girlfreind's undies back, so I whipped up a schooly doo and a retainer and went dork for a day.
by java monster February 22, 2008
mugGet the schooly doomug.

salmon pinwheel

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.
Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.
by java monster February 18, 2008
mugGet the salmon pinwheelmug.

squaballo jangallo

A substitution for any word in a spoken or written sentence, including itself.
Your pet duck is squaballo jangallo with that wing peircing.

Why do more when squaballo jangallo and price it the same as your fat donkey.
by java monster February 22, 2008
mugGet the squaballo jangallomug.

rummy

The dog's been a real rummy this week with it's pooping in the fish tank habits and blaming it on the cat, but I still love that pooch.
by java monster February 22, 2008
mugGet the rummymug.

sly goose

A master of the art of conning.
That hamburglar is a real sly goose.
by java monster February 22, 2008
mugGet the sly goosemug.

foot canoe

A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.
The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.

Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
by java monster February 18, 2008
mugGet the foot canoemug.

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