java monster's definitions
Jessica was going to shower; however, it was cold enough in her bathroom that she decided to have a shour instead.
by java monster February 25, 2008
Get the shourmug. When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
by java monster February 22, 2008
Get the thumbtack saladmug. A girl with a really long skinny neck. Most commonly noted for the goofy nature in which their head sways back and forth when they run.
I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.
That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.
That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.
by java monster February 22, 2008
Get the giraffodilmug. by java monster February 22, 2008
Get the soil the cowmug. The cat's been plugged out ever since we fish bowled it's kitty-condo.
The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...
The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...
by java monster February 22, 2008
Get the plugged outmug. by java monster February 25, 2008
Get the hamburger eyesmug. by java monster February 24, 2008
Get the penis on ryemug.