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As you can see, the overcat in this sumo match is the 2 ton asian, and the underdog is the 15 oz. gerbal.
by java monster May 2, 2008
Get the overcat mug.A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.
The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
by java monster February 18, 2008
Get the foot canoe mug.the opposite of understand.
Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.
by java monster February 22, 2008
Get the oversit mug.Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.
by java monster February 18, 2008
Get the salmon pinwheel mug.I had to sneak into the chess club's lair to steal my girlfreind's undies back, so I whipped up a schooly doo and a retainer and went dork for a day.
by java monster February 22, 2008
Get the schooly doo mug.by java monster February 24, 2008
Get the pentafinger mug.1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.
2.) A lathered freind.
2.) A lathered freind.
I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.
It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
by java monster February 24, 2008
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