*a person who has no life
*likes to make your life miserable
*a teacher
* has no girlfriend and lives with 4 cats all by himself!
*assigns essays on winter and spring break!!

My teacher is such a Bittner, he enjoys seeing us miserable!

Bittner by HHS1986 May 12, 2009

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Bittner

A peice of ass, type II diabetes, some pussy
pussy slut whore cunt josh horse

Dones, wanna pick up some bittners and some insulin and head up to the chateau?

Bittner by Bitty bits December 27, 2007

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Mr. Bittner

A great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. He loved Tigger and had a Tigger stamp for students when they received A's. His license plate also said Tigger and he drove an Audi!

He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.

He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.

LPMS kid: "Hey, you had Mr. Bittner yet?"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"

Mr. Bittner by IB Artfreak December 16, 2011

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Ariel Bittner

The kid who looks like a nerd but is actually a fucking legend

Person : Are you Ariel Bittner
Ariel Bittner: No Shit

Ariel Bittner by ariel bitcoin September 21, 2018

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Jason Bittner

Jason Bittner is a god, a metal icon, and the drummer for Shadows Fall. He can double-bass drum faster than anyone could imagine.

Need an example? "The Light that Blinds" off of Shadows Fall's new cd The War Within.

Jason Bittner by triplecorpsehammerblow December 28, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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