a woman doesn't realize how beautiful she is. good listener, faithful, trustworthy, passionate, romantic and a great person.
"My new girlfriend is such a bittner."
by LockedUp July 22, 2008
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A male who likes to use the drug MDMA also referred to as CAPS!!!
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*a person who has no life
*likes to make your life miserable
*a teacher
* has no girlfriend and lives with 4 cats all by himself!
*assigns essays on winter and spring break!!
My teacher is such a Bittner, he enjoys seeing us miserable!
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A peice of ass, type II diabetes, some pussy
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Dones, wanna pick up some bittners and some insulin and head up to the chateau?
by Bitty bits November 27, 2007
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To state way too much information in a generic conversation. To be more explicit than should be allowed. To surpass what's socially acceptable in a conversation by two or three sentences.
Peter Griffin talked about how he loved how Lois Griffin did certain things in bed in front of his children in way too much detail. He totally bittnered that conversation.
by gerbick March 30, 2009
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A great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. He loved Tigger and had a Tigger stamp for students when they received A's. His license plate also said Tigger and he drove an Audi!

He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.

He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.
LPMS kid: "Hey, you had Mr. Bittner yet?"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"
by IB Artfreak December 14, 2011
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The kid who looks like a nerd but is actually a fucking legend
Person : Are you Ariel Bittner
Ariel Bittner: No Shit
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