Kited

To be totally high on drugs.

As in "I'm high as a kite"

becomes...

"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"

by jaffa May 01, 2006

snoconut

An act so deviant and disgusting that mere words cannot capture the pure depravity and desperation. Something that is almost exclusively carried out by web developers.

Mike waited until after the wedding before asking his wife for a snoconut.

by Jaffa June 28, 2010

Smeaky

The smell of sodden old wetsuits or similar garments. (Derogatory)

I opened my sports bag to find my pair of smeaky trainers I wore when I went sailing.

by Jaffa November 30, 2003