3 definitions by jaffa

Top Definition
To be totally high on drugs.
As in "I'm high as a kite"


"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"
by jaffa April 18, 2006
The smell of sodden old wetsuits or similar garments. (Derogatory)
I opened my sports bag to find my pair of smeaky trainers I wore when I went sailing.
by Jaffa November 30, 2003
An act so deviant and disgusting that mere words cannot capture the pure depravity and desperation. Something that is almost exclusively carried out by web developers.
Mike waited until after the wedding before asking his wife for a snoconut.
by Jaffa June 25, 2010

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