As in "I'm high as a kite"

becomes...

"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"
by jaffa April 18, 2006
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To become, or the process of becoming, extremely high or inebriated.
I am so kited right now.

Lets go get kited tonight.

Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.
by I.Make.Words July 14, 2011
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Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker

Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.
Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"
by VAAM the Anomaly February 11, 2019
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In an MMORPG, you can grab a mob's attention and keep walking away from it which pulls it along. Not unlike a kite
Some guys in WoW were kiting a high level boss character into Stromwind and got banned.
by SubtlePulse June 8, 2007
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Basicaly a hit-and-run technique commonly used in (but not limited to) MMORPG games (attacking monster then running, then attacking again.)
Game: Hey I just kited that monster.
Chatroom: That spammer is kiting and i cant kick him out.
by artem9424 June 11, 2008
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1. (verb) A term in video gaming and elsewhere to describe when a ranged fighter skirmishes with a hand-to-hand fighter by running and shooting. This can have 2 purposes: a) to damage the enemy while staying outside of hand-to-hand range, or b) to make the enemy follow you so you can lead them to a specific location

2. (noun) Mail or packages received in jail
If that samurai hits you once with his sword you are a dead man. Best to kite him: run away and throw rocks at him.
by DuaneD August 5, 2010
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My cuz sent me a kite...told me to hold it down while I' m doin' my bid.
by cristo September 24, 2003
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