Top Definition
To be totally high on drugs.
As in "I'm high as a kite"

becomes...

"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"
#leathered #wasted #trollied #trashed #wankered #fucked #bolloxed #k-lied
by jaffa April 18, 2006
To become, or the process of becoming, extremely high or inebriated.
I am so kited right now.

Lets go get kited tonight.

Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.
#high #fucked up #wasted #using #blazed #twisted #stoned #drunk #drugs
by I.Make.Words July 13, 2011
to be reported, snitched on (usually falsely). Give C.O. a small piece of paper that gives a brief description of the inmate (name), and accusation so the inmate gets transferred to another cell block.
He was causing trouble on the cell block in jail so we kited the inmate to a guard.
#snitch #nark #confidential informant #c.i. #informant
by whoamI2013 June 09, 2013
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