whack one out

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

do 'em dry

The act of sexually penetrating someone in such a way as to cause physical pain.

BOSS "Man the sales team are under performing this month"
SALES MANAGER "Dont worry I'm going to do 'em dry till they reach their targets"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

twitterspace

The twitter version of cyberspace, a small island of cyberspace that is full of tweets.

ground_control:Major tome we have a problem!

major_to: I know I was just checking twitterspace when your tweet jumped out at me, I'm screwed aren't I.

by invalidrecord July 06, 2009

blowtox

When a person has had so much cum on their face that it no longer moves when they smile.

james: Did you see that bukakke movie the other night?
john: yeah man that chick got blowtox alright!

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

twitshit

An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.

Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit

by invalidrecord July 06, 2009

twitterific

News of some event or information that is worthy of tweeting

Man I just won the lotto, how twitterific is that!

by invalidrecord July 06, 2009

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009