News of some event or information that is worthy of tweeting
Man I just won the lotto, how twitterific is that!
sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)
Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!
A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.
j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"
When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.
t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"
An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.
Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit
A person who continual posts annoying and or stupid twitter updates, or who gets sucked in buy twitter schemes.
Did you hear about that new buy followers scheme. I signed up last night!
You fucking tworon
The act/art of masturbating.
BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"