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he's a tome sham,

them tunes is tome
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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a big, heavy, old, or ancient book.

in fact just any book, but book implies an average sort of book, whereas the word tome implies a big, heavy, old or ancient book. possibly an important or signifigant one.

The wizard opened his creaky, leather-bound tome of magic, and began to cast a spell.
by bobman October 06, 2003
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A very common adjective used in western Ireland. Meaning awesome, cool, amazing.
Ah lads, that's so tome!
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attractive, W.Ireland. Possible Gaelic origin. Usually uttered by a man in reference to a woman.
John: Look at your wan, she's pure tome, like!

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A reference-style book, sometimes part of a series. Usually large and perhaps an exhaustive reference.
"Sex for Dummies" is a humorous tome of information.
by Indigo October 03, 2003
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The solid way of sayin Tom, usually used for aww m8 big tome to describe his enourmousness
Rathbone: Biiiiig toooomes a biggun
Big Tome: sup Raaaaaaaaaaaaathbone
by tome February 02, 2005
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An overly large and dense piece of writing.
"Though 'On The Road' by Kerouac is regarded as a milestone in literature, it's a bit of a tome."
by Charlie Seattle October 05, 2003
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