sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

sarcometer by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

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salometer

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

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sarcasmeter

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.

Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.

sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008

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Sassometer

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.

Your sassometer level is through the roof.

Sassometer by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011

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Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You are a Sarameterometerertionorism`Inguramicuraguragicuramerer

Sarameterometerertionorism`Inguramicuraguragicuramerer by ANONYMOUS Firefox January 11, 2021

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Snarkometer

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.

Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.

Snarkometer by Newlingophile June 4, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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