188 definitions by ian chode

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
A gentleman who arrives through the back door, a jaxi driver.
He is a botter.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.
It's a big event next week, I suppose I'd better go and press the flesh.
by Ian Chode August 12, 2004
A person from Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England.
He was a right Swaddie.
by Ian Chode April 04, 2003
The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.
Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.
by Ian Chode February 24, 2004
Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.
It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.
by Ian Chode April 20, 2003

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