Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.
It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.
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The technical defintion of a micro penis is one less than 3 inches in length.
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A fat person.
She is a right jelly belly.
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A term used to mean something that should not take place, often used in an over-the-top fashion.
That is just sick and wrong!
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The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.
Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.
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1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.
1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)
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A homosexual who is loud and proud with relation to his sexual orientation and actions. He proclaims his gayness to all who will listen.
BAF: "Hi, I'm gay, and my name's Dave. Oooh"
ME: You, sir, are a born-again faggot.
BAF: "Oooh, scratch your eyes out!"
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