hytham_hammer's definitions

javatini

vodka+Kahlua+espresso...garnish with chocolate shavings.

hmmm.... i need a javatini.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

goldilocks world

Any planet that's (hypothetically-speaking), not too hot, or too cold and can support CHZs: 'continously habitable zones' and have a large Drake number: the possibility of the existant number of intelligent galaxies in the universe put into an equation.

Mars is not a goldilocks world..not even by a large chalk.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Chaos

short for: can't have anyone over syndrome . Like when your room is out of shape and you have OCD and likes nobody to see it that way...

hammer: why you say I can't stop for a cuppa, Maurice?
Maurice (on the phone): I'm having Chaos,man...
hammer:wtf!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

emetophilia

sick sick sick..yes that's havin' your sex partner do a technicolor yawn on you for sexual..yuch..satisfaction!

i don't believe people and how mucho stupid they can get, sometimes..but this? give me a fuckin' break, well ya?!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

TLC

Tylenol, liquids & crackers: hangover cure.

hang on lil' gurl, I gon getchooo some TLC to ease that lil' beatiful head o'urs..

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

vagina rock

name given to late 80s early 90s soft rock made by women.

yeeeeecccchhhh! Hadeel, you think you can seriously be a gothette and listen to that earfuck vagina rock thingy?...wat a baby-bat!

by hytham_hammer July 20, 2008

cellfish

cellular-phone selfish person.
one who stage-phones ( i can't belieave this word is still undefined in the UD!..), and talks loudly disregarding those who have abso-fuckin'-lutely zip interest in what, or who the frick might be on the phone's other end!

Hadeel , you are a cellfish bitch. End of line.fullfuckin'stop.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006