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fud

pussy..the growler...a Scottish term for the place we all came from.
note: thier is another one scots use and it gets confused with the all-standard 'naff' gays use as codeword for straight people . NAFF is short for 'not available for fucking', so the use of the word is a deragotory one for any thing that's shitty or... 'naff'. But , no. The case is not so. The word naff is scots for pussy (nayuf), and you can use it and fud to randomly refer to any annoying person or a total twatter!. peace.
ahh..her fud was so tasty, i went down on her for a whole hour !..ahhh..that fud!
by hytham_hammer July 21, 2005
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appearance gynaecology

aka hymen restoration, labia reconstruction,vaginal rejuvenation, labiactomies for pornstars...what have ya...!
in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Jade fluid

The sweet-smelling saliva that shoots out of a girl's pussy when she cums.
In old Tantric myths, this fluid was called 'amrita', or the devine nectar ,and was sucked for strength benefit.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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poly

one who dates two and screws others and is honest with all of them.
maybe short for polyamorous.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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immunotronics

the anti-hacker science.
hahaha..as if that would do them any harm!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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ESPN

nice nikkie for a respected sports channel, innit?
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Gap-oisie

The GAP-wearing bourgeoisie.
Youth and 90s style in America.
In Jordan, they opened a Gap store in Sweifieh in 2001 and luckily and thankfully it closed shortly after... To think of it today: a Gap-oisie in Jordan? for piss sake no!!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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