137 definitions by hytham_hammer

yeeeeecccchhhh! Hadeel, you think you can seriously be a gothette and listen to that earfuck vagina rock thingy?...wat a baby-bat!

the damn Lebbos think that's a 'national' dish..well, fuck that. It's origins are North African...
and yeah, it's taste-o!

in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?

My! I once recall walking infront a curtain-less window and; being the cryptoscopophiliac that I am...I took a gleek and there was this hairy man bonking his wife senseless! I saw from her body only the wildfire bush of her na-na. Grossest!

See, cleverage for a hint.

also called, blue ice!

now, let's get the neighbors for this Mongolian Cluster Fuck,(def no2) scene,hon...