hytham_hammer's definitions

lessie

a UK term for lesbians.

Amanda you are a lessie 2$ whore ! come here i wanna knock the lez outta ya, bitch!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

acorn attack

the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.

Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Wotcher?

a greeeting in Britain.
hello.howzit..etc

hey UD-ers, wotcher?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

low-five

The same as a high-five but this one is done hands down way.

the wiggers were high on a b-ball game today...all shittos were like high-fivin', low-fivin' eachothers!
what to say?..wiggers!..

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

geoslaves

A new slavery ( huh, as if we needed a new one, anyways..), where goverment workers and company-mules are traced and their physical location is monitored 24/7/365..by the tecnogadgetry they give to these stupes.
There's even a virtual globe for this kind of task..and experts in the geoslavery field are talking of creating a 'digital geography'; to add injury to insult. Every one under this thing will be 'geo-parsed' (i dunno what the fuck this means..), and electronic privacy can find another planet to thrive happily on. Geoslaves everywhere..welcome to v-reality! .

co-worker:"this is demeaning and humiliating enough baby..i am quitting this company...i am not a number . i am not a geoslave!
sec:"what the ..?!"

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

spoiler

in boxing: one who makes the other opponent look bad but not make himself look good too.

The boxing match was a real fuck-you-instantly fistfest, and we had an Annie Lennox wouldbe who was nothin' but a spoiler. damn!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

biohacker

1: a DNA manipulator . Any one who dabbles in the field of GMOs and genetic-cloning without proper authority or a real humanistic vision.
2: alien invaders playing havoc with peoples' genes taken from scoop spicemens thousands of years ago!.

1-hammer:They are trying to bring Elvis back to life using his hair clippings.. friendo: man, now that's some shitty biohacker stuff! .
2-hammer:biohacking is not new ..i think i saw a cave painting featuring an alien GET trying to scoop-mark a neolithic man's arm..
friendo: oh! that old?! .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006