Definitions by hog1

snakes on a plane 

A complimentary closing used primarily in personal correspondence.

Dear Shiela,

Thanks again for your consideration. The apple sausage was simply devine.

Snakes on a plane,

Craig Stevenson

snakes on a plane by Hog1 September 13, 2008

Salame (Text) 

Pronunciation: "sa-la-may"
Etymology: Corinian

1) In Philadelphia, indicates acknowledgment or understanding of a text message received via cellular telephone.

Salame (Text) example:

Text to Steve, From Craig: Yo. Can't make it to the bris. Something came up.

Text to Craig, From Steve: Salame.

Salame (Text) by Hog1 July 19, 2007

Human Forehead

1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.

2) (n) John Enright.

Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?

Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?

Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.

Human Forehead by Hog1 June 3, 2004

partybot 

1) one who parties with the endurance and focus of a robot.

2) Bret Wincup

Steve: "Did you see how many shots Sheila did last night? She must have downed about 14 Fruity Ha-Has and ripped 32 beers!"

Carl: "She's a total partybot."

partybot by Hog1 October 24, 2003

studybot 

1) one who studies with the endurance and focus of a robot.

2) Elizan Garcia

Steve: "Man, Shiela has been in the library for 3 straight days."

Carl: "She's a total studybot."

studybot by Hog1 October 24, 2003

Baltimore Handshake

1) handjob; 3rd base(m).

Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"

Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."

Steve: "Nice."

Baltimore Handshake by Hog1 October 24, 2003

sandyhandy 

1) handjob on the beach; 3rd base(m) on the beach.

Steve: "How was the shore?"
Carl: "Sweet."
Steve: "You hook?"
Carl: "Yeah, with Sheila."
Steve: "Did you 'oh-baby-yeah'?"
Carl: "No. But she gave me a sandyhandy."
Steve: "Yikes. That had to feel good. Sike."

sandyhandy by Hog1 October 24, 2003