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enright tight 

(adj.) An incredibly tight shirt on a man
"Whoa, shit—that guy's shirt is enright tight."
enright tight by Ronnie1494 August 7, 2019

Sam Enright

A flaming hot rock climber with rock hard abs, and he loves females that make him happy in a sexual state of mind. Massive Biceps, hot stuff, huge cock (Pet Rooster)
I'd bang the hell out of Sam Enright and I would ride his cock.
Sam Enright by Big Dick rick June 6, 2013

Ms enright 

Not a nice person, causes trouble wherever she goes, an absolute cunt
Girl 1 "Did you hear about that girl that got reported?"
Girl 2 "Yeah all cos of that ms enright"
Ms enright by Boyswhocry October 10, 2014

lucas enright 

lucas enright is a sexy asian boi and he likes to eat lots of dog he so good at nhl
lucas enright is a god and likes dog

beanie enlightenment 

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*

Period of Enlightenment 

The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.
Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.