1) handjob; 3rd base(m).
Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"
Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."
1) one who parties with the endurance and focus of a robot.
2) Bret Wincup
Steve: "Did you see how many shots Sheila did last night? She must have downed about 14 Fruity Ha-Has and ripped 32 beers!"
Carl: "She's a total partybot."
1) Hottie who is learned in the ways of tax policy.
2) Liz Liebschutz
Steve: "Did you see that chick on C-Span in the red suit?"
Carl: "Yeah. That's Sheila's friend Liz. Total tax babe."
Steve: "Seriously. She's a perfect 1040."
1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.
2) (n) John Enright.
Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?
Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?
Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.
1) In Philadelphia, indicates acknowledgment or understanding of a text message received via cellular telephone.
1) one who studies with the endurance and focus of a robot.
2) Elizan Garcia
Steve: "Man, Shiela has been in the library for 3 straight days."
Carl: "She's a total studybot."
1)karate punch to the throat of some deserving jackhole; usually delivered with the phrase: "Oh really? How about a fucking throatchop instead?!"
Steve: "Where the hell were you last night?"
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."