alchoffee 

Sacred alcohol and coffee drank together.

Many examples of get-sloshed-while-sober alchoffee can be seen in cocktails like the javatini, chocatini and various espresso cocktails.

alchoffee by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

Alcofee 

A heavily caffeinated drink with copious amounts of hard liquor, often found in dorms of students working on their thesis papers.

Alcofee- the drink of choice for students needing to be productive and entertained at the same time.

Alcofee by Kuddles May 4, 2011

acoffeeosis 

a-coffee-osis, the condition of being without coffee.

Her attitude would not improve until her acoffeeosis was cured.

acoffeeosis by ReubScho February 6, 2021

Alchofessional 

(Archaic) a young male, aged 14 and 17, who drink alcohol beyond the point of inebriation.

He’s an ALCHOFESSIONAL because he drank every bottle in the house.

Alchofessional by RobnMel February 4, 2022