22 definitions by hallie corson
An extremely cooooool vocal jazz group comprised of Tim Hauser (founder), Alan Paul, Cheryl Bentyne, and Janis Siegler. Have been recording for more than 20 years!
by hallie corson October 20, 2004
JP: "I was trying to make you smile the other night and you wouldn't smile! I wanted to slap your face!
Me: (thinking) You just try to slap my face and see what happens! I will knock your blinking block off!
Me: (thinking) You just try to slap my face and see what happens! I will knock your blinking block off!
by hallie corson October 6, 2004
what to call something when you can't remember what it is called. Works like a charm at my house. We usually know what the object is that the person is referring to, even if they call it a dillyhopper!
by hallie corson March 2, 2004
by hallie corson March 2, 2004
by hallie corson March 2, 2004
The closest thing to heaven on earth!
A travelling salesman was in California and he saw a golden payphone. The sign below the phone said, "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." The salesman travelled all over the country and wherever he went, he saw the same type of phone with the same type of sign under it. "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." When he went to Texas, however, he saw the same type of phone and the sign under it said, "Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents." He commented on this to one of the locals. "Everywhere I go in this country, I see this type of phone and the sign under it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000.' But when I see this same phone in Texas, it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents.' Why do you suppose that is?" The man answered, "That's easy. From here, it's a local call."
by hallie corson November 15, 2005
A term used to congradulate someone or oneself for having come up with the ultimate put-down or having done something waaaay cool! Usually accompanied by holding up the hands in a goal-post formation.
Once, when we were on a band trip, one of our buses broke down at a gas station. The sign outside said, "Baby Chicks Are Here!" We were playing Truth or Dare and somebody got dared to go out and change to the sign to say, "Chicks Are Here, Baby!" They did, and a guy in a passing car honked as he drove past! SCORE!!!
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We got to march our band right down the middle of Times Square in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! SCORE!!!
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(Referring to a former choir director whose van wouldn't start, thus holding us up, in the middle of a tour because he left the lights on while we went inside and ate:) He's the only man I know who could mess up a one-man funeral procession! SCORE!!!
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We got to march our band right down the middle of Times Square in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! SCORE!!!
or...
(Referring to a former choir director whose van wouldn't start, thus holding us up, in the middle of a tour because he left the lights on while we went inside and ate:) He's the only man I know who could mess up a one-man funeral procession! SCORE!!!
by hallie corson September 23, 2004