gunslingergirlvy_c_e's definitions

oakland county

A county in southeast Michigan that is supposedly the second richest county in America, and is reknowned for being overly snobby and preppy.

I can almost sympathize with this definition, that is, if it was entirely true, as I live in the NOT so preppy part, a.k.a the nearly shitty ghetto area thats on the edge of East Detroit.

Other than the MAJOR demographic differences of the county (closer you get to Detroit, the population of Caucasians decreases) and economics (the closer you get to Detroit, the shittier the environment gets), everything about the sex and drugs is pretty much the same.

Take it from someone who lives in one of the crappier areas of Oakland County: it not what it's all cracked up to be. No pun intended.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

Euphemize

to put to sleep or put out of your misery

due to the the dogs horendous tumor on its rectum, he will be humanely euphemized

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

Team Jacob

Another one of the Twilight fandom's gay little ships. One who sides with Team Jacob will:
- Prefer Jacob over Edward
- Prefer Jacob with Bella
- Prefer werewolves over vampires

Team Jacob supporters tend to be less aggressive than the Team Edward supporter, though they are not a force to be dealt with.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 10, 2009

the chosen one

Can also known as "The One". A common cliche in sci-fi and fantasy. This individual, the "Chosen One" is the sole person chosen by destiny to stop an impending disaster that threatens all life, save the world from a super villian, stop corruption, etc.

Basically, the only person who can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Not mom. Not Dan. Only them.

Buffy. Frodo. Link. Aang. Neo. Master Chief. All of these people have been the Chosen One at one time or another. Cuz they all saved the day.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 4, 2007

the exorcist

a book/movie that was so scary, that you will supposedly throw away the book, and turn on all the lights and tvs in your house after reading or watching the story.

i ran up my electric bill after reading the exorcist.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 1, 2006

missionary

a basic sex position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his penis in her vagina.

daniel and carrie often do the missionary position when love making.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006

hair

The only thing preventing you from giving your girlfriend a facial.

Beth: Don't cum on my hair! I just went to the hairdresser yesterday! *fixes hair*
Bill: (Bitch...)

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008