gunslingergirlvy_c_e's definitions

MTV

MTV- Music TeleVision. An American cable station that’s central goal is to brainwash America's youth. instead of playing music, it plays "reality" shows that tells teens and kids to be spoiled, make fun of smart people, exploit overweight people, marry only for money, that having the vocabulary of a 3rd grader is ok, be prejudice toward people of different races and sexual orientations, dress like a slut or a gangster, always be concerned about what others think of you, to be promiscuous, the only way to be thin is to throw up your lunch, neglect people who don’t listen to rap music, people who aren’t rich are worthless scum, and to make anyone who has a sense of individuality an outcast of society.

the reason why modern music is on the verge of extinction.

guy 1: did u watch real world last night?

guy 2: u fucking prep. u still watch MTV?

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 29, 2006

canon

A piece of work -usually in reference to literature- that was written by the original author. Spin-offs, fan fiction, and any work not written by the original author of that fictional universe is considered non-canon.

I got sad at the end of Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen. Good thing it took out a lot of chunks from the original plot and wasn't written by Nobuhiro Watsuki, or else it would have been considered canon. :D
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Oh my GOD that Naruto fan fiction SUCKED! Thank God it wasn't canon.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 1, 2007

Soccer mom

a middle aged white suburban woman who devotes herself WAY too much to her kids to make up what she couldnt suceed when she was a kid. they usually drive big ass SUVs, or mini vans and participate in numerous school activities, such as soccer, parties, fund raiser, sports events, PTA, and other school events. they are usually chaperones to every school field trip, and never leave their kids unattended. after school, they usually force their kids into after school activities, like karate, baseball, choir, and shit like that. they rather their kids do an activity over an actual job, and they volunteer them for community service when they didnt even do nething wrong. these kids cant make descisions on their own, and their fathers who are never present on the subject, are never around. these kids cant play video games that have a good theme or story plot, violence, magic, or nething fun. basically, nothing thats rated E+10 and above. the only music they can listen to is radio disney and classical, no movies that are rated above PG, and they probably never heard of the word known as "the internet". they are to attend church service every sunday and hafta particpate in choir and such. basically, these kids arent free from their soccer moms till their sophmore year of high school, and even then their mom chaperones the prom.

frankly, by puberty, mommy's "little angels" are spoiled rotten, and they can never rule out that Jimmy and Stephanie are selling crack and having orgies at a unchaperoned party instead of attending the pep rally.

in adult hood, these kids will probably be atheist and wont let their kids go newhere near their grandma.

a soccer mom's kid is doomed to never think for themselves and have their minds warped by their mom's to become actors, lawyers, professional athletes, and doctors.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 8, 2006

Gerbil

A small furry animal belonging to the order Rodentia which have no agend whatsoever. one minute its sleepin. the next its humpin a water bottle.

My gerbil is crazy. It's humps everything!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 8, 2005

limbo

ehhhhhhh its like heaven AND hell. like heaven, u live there with eternal life and ur not punished....well, if u were GOOD in life before the coming of christ. like hell, it is a part of hell and u cant get upgraded to heaven (before christ neway) cuz its for ppl who never experienced christianity (like aborted babies and babies who died before babtism). many protestants label Catholics as being ppl who damn nethin and neone to an eternity in hell if they do not live to christian expectations, but the Catholics believe that God will show mercy on babies and other unbabtized children by sending them to limbo.

basically, it doesnt have the beautification like heaven, but it has the eternal bliss part.

ive lived a mixed life, so chances are, ill be im limbo.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006

hank hill

a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane.

dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005

@junkmail

A kickass Finnish hip-hop group.

Kaipuu by @junkmail is the best!

Now if I can just find a fansite...

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 9, 2008