gunslingergirlvy_c_e's definitions

urban legend

a legend that is hard to prove is true. or, it can be easy to prove it false. urban legends are usually written on paper most of the time. but when ppl pass it on it (which most of the time, is not a paper), the story changes from person to person. so thats why its hard to prove or disprove urban legends.

there are up to 7 variations of "the killer in the back seat" urban legend, so its possible that it is false.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005

valentine's day

an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.

a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.

singles awareness day.

as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006

bigfoot

often known as the "missing link" bigfoot is a big, hairy, ape man thing that rooms the forests. its diet is very much like any primate. witnesses say that it ranges from 6-11 feet tall. obiviously there is a more than one of them if the thing really does exist, seeing as how there is a different variation of the beast ranging from state to state, country to country, continent to continent.

North America: Sasqaush
Asia: Yeti
The Phillipines: Kapre

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005

thealogy

the study of goddess(es) and other religious topics.

i am going to study thealogy.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006

rap

"music" that promotes ghetto hoodrat behavior and gives a bad stereotype toward our race.

should really be spelled "raap" music sense "retarded assholes attempting music" makes a lot more sense.

rap is the most disgraceful and disappointing excuse for "music" ever. if the only thing you do is talk into a microphone about how miserable ur ghetto life is with a dumb beat in the background, then anyone can get money.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e June 19, 2006

opportunist

On an average day to day basis, an opportunist is a person who takes immediate advantage of an opportunity to achieve a goal and doesn't even think about the morals, ethics, principles or consequences of that action. They tend to put expediency over morality.

Usually describes desperate people who have never gotten any and dumb criminals.

That girl had a one night stand with some guy she met off the street and got knocked up. She is such an opportunist.

Not to mention a slut.
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What was that dude thinking when he tried to steal that laptop? There were security camera's everywhere! What a dumb opportunist.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e October 1, 2007

Red vs Blue

one of the funniest animations on the net. its about a whole lotta soldier in a blocked canyon in the middle of no where on a alien planet who are fightin each other as the red team and the blue team....of course they have no fuckin clue wat theyre doin there.

Simmons: tell me again... why did we get outta the jeep?
Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Simmons: well at least that was fun.
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Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?!
Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!!
Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 2, 2005