an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.
a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.
singles awareness day.
a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.
singles awareness day.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006

something that ppl dont ask for on urban dictionary but at the same time, makes urban dictionary a lot more enjoyable.
its funny how all of the real definitions on urban dictionary have bad ratings, but the opinions that a vast majority of ppl agree with have 50+
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005

often known as the "missing link" bigfoot is a big, hairy, ape man thing that rooms the forests. its diet is very much like any primate. witnesses say that it ranges from 6-11 feet tall. obiviously there is a more than one of them if the thing really does exist, seeing as how there is a different variation of the beast ranging from state to state, country to country, continent to continent.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005

one of the funniest animations on the net. its about a whole lotta soldier in a blocked canyon in the middle of no where on a alien planet who are fightin each other as the red team and the blue team....of course they have no fuckin clue wat theyre doin there.
Simmons: tell me again... why did we get outta the jeep?
Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Simmons: well at least that was fun.
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Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?!
Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!!
Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.
Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Simmons: well at least that was fun.
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Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?!
Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!!
Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 2, 2005

On an average day to day basis, an opportunist is a person who takes immediate advantage of an opportunity to achieve a goal and doesn't even think about the morals, ethics, principles or consequences of that action. They tend to put expediency over morality.
Usually describes desperate people who have never gotten any and dumb criminals.
Usually describes desperate people who have never gotten any and dumb criminals.
That girl had a one night stand with some guy she met off the street and got knocked up. She is such an opportunist.
Not to mention a slut.
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What was that dude thinking when he tried to steal that laptop? There were security camera's everywhere! What a dumb opportunist.
Not to mention a slut.
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What was that dude thinking when he tried to steal that laptop? There were security camera's everywhere! What a dumb opportunist.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e October 1, 2007

a jewish holiday celebrating the time when the jews didnt have enuff oil to light their lap, but then they were able to (im not jewish so i prolly got that wrong). well, it doesnt matter wat the story line is because its just like all holidays. now its only about the gifts.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005
