texan

Someone with a sense of pride in their home state. Someone who, although they may not wear boots and ten gallon hats, still feels like a cowboy. A texan sticks to his word, and is generally polite and friendly, but won't take shit from anyone. Not all texans are from Texas (ie. John Wayne), and not all those from Texas are texans (ie George Bush). A texan is also a person who can use the word y'all correctly, know that phrases like "yep" or "I tell you what" are sentences in themselves, and knows what real Mexican food is. And for the record, not all Texans are conservative, and none sleep with their relatives: that's Arkansas,

guy 1: How did that guy who just save a baby from a runaway car, beat up a gang of nazi bikers, and get dates with five different nubile supermodels in 3 minutes?

guy 2: He's a texan

by Tex in Babylon May 10, 2006

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someone who knows the true of meaning "hot as hell," (we fry at least on egg a year on the asphalt outside, just because we can) and likes only having two seasons a year and never having to deal with that white shit you northeners call "snow."

A texan needs no snow.

by Andira November 24, 2003

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