100 definitions by gunslingergirlvy_c_e

wat was first the celebration of our lord, Jesus Christ, it is now a celebration toward greed, stress, and disappointment. its not even a christian holiday anymore, seein as how its just an excuse for all religions to get ppl crap instead of celebratin their own holidays.
So basically, we're praisin Santa Claus ans money instead of Jesus Christ, which is not makin Jesus very happy that he did all that shit to save our sinning asses.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 23, 2005
The only thing preventing you from giving your girlfriend a facial.
Beth: Don't cum on my hair! I just went to the hairdresser yesterday! *fixes hair*
Bill: (Bitch...)
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e February 12, 2008
brown stuff that comes out of you after about 3-5 hours of digesting food. comes in a variety of shades, smells, colors, and textures, dependin on wat u ate.
the many names of poop:

Poo Poo
Fecal Matter
doo doo
dark matter
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 24, 2005
a crptid that looks like a horse, a dragon, and another thing. it was said to be the offsring of Mrs. Leeds, who had 13 kids and said "let this be a devil!" and then when it was born, it was a devil and went up the chimeny and fly off. some say that it just left, and some other ssay that it killed everyone in the house. it is known for pokin its head up in ppls windows, havin red eyes, and have scary high pitched screams. even though sightings have started in the late 19th century and early 20th, it is said to still haunt the woods of new jersey.
the jersey devil is scary, but the mothman and chupacabra are still scarier in my opinion.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 24, 2005
a weapon used for family protection and keepin the king of england outta ur house. also useful for turnin out lights, openin cans, turnin on tvs and other home appliances.

also, guns dont kill ppl. ppl kill ppl. guns just make it way more faster.
King of England: I Dub thee, sir-...
Me: *Bang* Ur dead.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 09, 2005
its a condition when one cannot speak or make noise
the next time someone calls u dumb, motion the signal, "up yours"
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 22, 2005
the name of the guy who is screwing you over
I hate fate. it aint fair.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e June 27, 2005

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