Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.
Meanwhile at a big spring break party...
Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Fred: Surfer tits
..you know...surf and turf
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!
Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.
Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".