Prejesus

(or pre-jesus) Adverb: Defines embarrassing nasty, immoral or illegal things people do before they get "religion".
Dave: Dude, check it out! I downloaded a copy of Prejean's sexting video.

Kyle: No shit?! The prejesus beat off video she sent her geeky boyfriend?

Dave: Yeah, that one. Look at her dig for that clam!
by Gfeet November 14, 2009
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Antwitipation

an⋅twit⋅i⋅pa⋅tion   –noun 1. the act of anticipating a tweet or the state of anixety experienced when a tweet is being anticipated by a subscribers follower on Twitter
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.
Megan awaited the tweet from Kevin (Jonas)anouncing the local concert date with keen antwitipation.

"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.

"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.
by GFeet March 14, 2009
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New Orleans Aint's

Aint no playoffs, aint no fame ,da New Orleans Aint's got no game.
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drop a tweet

The act of inadvertently ( or purposely) ratting out a friend , acquaintance or celebrity using Twitter.

( Also see drop a dime or snitch)
Dave though he had the perfect alibi for missing date night with his steady girl friend until Bob dropped a tweet that he was getting a lap dance at Mr G's Gentleman's club.

Tiger was sneaking off from sex addiction rehab until a local waitress threatened to drop a tweet on him.
by GFeet February 27, 2010
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TwitterDee and TwitterDum

Neophite Twitter subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet from their counterpart.
TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.

Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."
by GFeet March 14, 2009
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Bailin like Palin

1.The act of quiting in midgame. Usually associated with cryptic, lame excuses designed to cover the real reason; they just cant cut it.

2. The behavior of a "non-hacker", quitter, wimp etc.

3. Walk away from a serious or solemn obligation obtained under false pretenses leaving your friends, associates and supporters in extremis.
Dave: Affter we had sex for a solid month, I saw she was getting serious, I was bailin like Palin and getting the hell out of there.
Bob: Nice.

Coworker: Your emails to that slut in your secretaries office were just made public. What are you going to do?
Boss: Bailin like Palin...see ya.

Football fan: When TO doesn't get the ball he's balin like Palin
by gfeet July 04, 2009
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Suckhawks

Derogatory name for the Seattle Seahawks football club. The Suckhawks are located in a city where it rains all the time and is famous for geeks like Bill gates and Fraiser. The Seahawk...excuse me...Suckhawks are are best known for mediocrity ; an overated coach(now departed), and turning great players into mediocre ones and a monumental collapse in Superbowl 40
Bill: Hey Dave, I got Suckhawks seasons tickets at a yard sale!
Dave: Really, how much?
Bill: Nuttin, I traded for my first season A Team DVDs.
Dave: Boy you got screwed.
by gfeet June 23, 2009
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