14 definitions by garret
To fix something very temporarily; with little or no real repair or use of tools/assisstance. Also see MacGuyver.
"Dude, my car's not starting, I just need it to get me to work and back tonight, and I've got to be there in an hour. Think you can help?"
"Yeah, I can nig-rig 'er."
"Yeah, I can nig-rig 'er."
by garret February 6, 2005
One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump.
by garret February 4, 2005
"Hey baby, wanna get piked?"
"Ho, don't even ask me to pike you; you know you can't take this dick."
"Ho, don't even ask me to pike you; you know you can't take this dick."
by garret August 29, 2004
by garret March 29, 2005
A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot.
by garret February 6, 2005
(1)"I'm going to Green's Salon to get my facial done."
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"
by garret June 15, 2004
"Man, I was watching TV, and I heard this shitty rap from the street. I look out, and, what do y'know, it was coming from a spic-up."
by garret February 18, 2005