10 definitions by fattehboi
The equivalent to the drunk dial.
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
;-) :-D <3333
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
by fattehboi February 11, 2009
The equivalent to the drunk dial.
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
;-) :-D <3333
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
by fattehboi February 11, 2009
Made popular from the teen movie Superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says "Fuck My Life".
fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.
fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.
by fattehboi March 28, 2008
Gives Me Hope
It's like an FML, but way less depressing, and gives people a sense of hope for humanity.
It's like an FML, but way less depressing, and gives people a sense of hope for humanity.
by fattehboi May 31, 2009
When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.
bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
by fattehboi September 20, 2008
a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up.
Bro: dude take a hit of this you'll be fine.
Scro: I dunno man, I guess so.
*smokes jeffrey*
Bro: yoooo what are you doing calm down!
Scro: My hearts beating fast, whats in this jeffrey even?!
Bro: I don't know dude, just rub a furry wall you'll be okay.
Scro: I dunno man, I guess so.
*smokes jeffrey*
Bro: yoooo what are you doing calm down!
Scro: My hearts beating fast, whats in this jeffrey even?!
Bro: I don't know dude, just rub a furry wall you'll be okay.
by fattehboi June 5, 2010
by fattehboi September 22, 2008