Made popular from the teen movie Superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says "Fuck My Life".
fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.
Broseph: Yo i got a 85 on the test, how'd you do?
Brosk: I failed, fml.
a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up.
Bro: dude take a hit of this you'll be fine.
Scro: I dunno man, I guess so.
Bro: yoooo what are you doing calm down!
Scro: My hearts beating fast, whats in this jeffrey even?!
Bro: I don't know dude, just rub a furry wall you'll be okay.
Gives Me Hope
It's like an FML, but way less depressing, and gives people a sense of hope for humanity.
Today, I lost my virginity. I'm an avid WoW player and spend most of my time on Digg.com. GMH
Friend1: Yo man whats going on?
Friend2: Not much brosiah, heading to a party.
Vice President I'd like to Fuck
dude: Yo Sarah Palin?
dude2: Total VPILF.
The equivalent to the drunk dial.
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
;-) :-D <3333
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.
bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it