438 definitions by eric

root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

by eric February 19, 2004

crime

something very bad a country did

Dang Iraq committed a crime. THose shitheads!!!!

by eric April 19, 2003

ARGH

What a girl says whilst recieving a one eyed pirate.

Girl: ARGH! What'd u do that for?

by eric March 9, 2005

wal-mart

The reason why hippies don't get jobs.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon?

Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.

by eric June 14, 2006

shraft

Politically correct slang for shitload, buttload, etc.

Man, I drank a shraft of beer last Friday night!

by eric July 9, 2004

Sugar Buddy

1) Smooching companion at a party, while slow dancing.

2) Sexual partner. A bit more than a friend.

3) Friend with money that likes to splurge on others. (younger version of a sugar daddy)

"How'd you get that new car?" From my sugar buddy.

by eric April 30, 2004

desperation

Being so hard-up to insult someone that you start going after their typos; or the same typo multiple times.

"Making fun of Jonah Goldberg for spelling errors is a sure sign of desperation."

by eric February 5, 2004