eddy's definitions

hubba-wha

something said when confused or puzzled

"Hollywood just blew up!"
"HUBBA-WHA?!"

by Eddy October 18, 2003

Rich Dad

An unscrupulous advertisement scheme selling the idea that a rich and successful man, out of the goodness of his heart, wants to help everybody else become just as rich as him.

Sucker: Hey rich dad seminars are coming to town! You coming along?

Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.

Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...

by Eddy September 4, 2009

communism

A system that while it may work with some modification, is too unstable in today's greed obsessed world.

Communism failed because it banned business and religion. What idiot does that? Business and religion have always been the most powerful forces of society.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

sea shepherd

Violent extremists with no ethics nor morals. They will stop at nothing to force their extremist minority views upon the majority fascism. They have endangered the lives of others, celebrated their deaths, distorted the facts, and attacked others to propagate their cause.

The Canadian coast guard should have torpedoed the farley mowat for endangering lawful seal hunters and for ramming other ships. The sea shepherd’s claims of being in international waters at the time are as preposterous as their antics.

How appropriate of the sea shepherds to bail out two of their farley mowat crew members with twoonies. They wanted to exchange two loonies for a twoonie!

by Eddy April 16, 2008

god

Well known, but often refuted. Appears in the Bible.

by Eddy June 30, 2003

hamtaro

a children's anime that people often forget about the target audience and compare it to Cowboy Bebop and InuYasha which both have a completly different target audience

Idiot #1: HAMTARO IS GHEY!
Idiot #2: WE LIKE BEBOP, NOT FOR THE STORY LINE OR CHARACTERS BUT BECAUSE PEOPLE DIE AND FAYE IS HOTTORZ!!!11

by Eddy October 19, 2003

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007