111 definitions by eddy

Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.
What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working?

Nah... he's a fog ducker.
by Eddy June 20, 2007
Derogatory term for the city of Winnipeg, MB, Canada.
Where are you headed in February?


JEEESUS! What did you do to get punished like that?
by Eddy August 08, 2007
A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.
Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.
by Eddy June 27, 2007
Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.
Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.
by Eddy August 28, 2007
Reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are MILFs!
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is definitely one of the Spice MILFs!
by Eddy December 02, 2007
A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
by Eddy June 27, 2007
Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.
Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!
by Eddy June 21, 2007
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