eddy's definitions

Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Fog Ducker

Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.

What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working?

Nah... he's a fog ducker.

by Eddy July 17, 2007

ghetto bootie

A big butt.

I like ghetto booties.

by Eddy August 18, 2003

Oldie Hawn

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.

Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!

by Eddy July 19, 2007

Hoplo

Short for Hoplophobe, someone with an irrational fear of weapons.

Don't be such a hoplo, fear the person, not the weapon.

Hitlery and Osama Obama are hoplos.

by Eddy January 4, 2008

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by Eddy April 14, 2007

X-Sux

an unfunny pun created by 12 year old X-Box haters, often used by fanboys

by Eddy October 18, 2003