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Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.
Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!
by Eddy April 14, 2007
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Flakebook

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.
Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.
by Eddy September 5, 2007
mugGet the Flakebookmug.

the one

The person who is supposed to be able to defeat the agents in the Matrix.
Neo is beleived to be the One.
by Eddy June 26, 2003
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Rich Dad

An unscrupulous advertisement scheme selling the idea that a rich and successful man, out of the goodness of his heart, wants to help everybody else become just as rich as him.
Sucker: Hey rich dad seminars are coming to town! You coming along?

Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.

Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...
by Eddy September 4, 2009
mugGet the Rich Dadmug.

angerredity

when a large amount of anger is built up and realesed once the person can not take anymore
You let you angerredity loose.
by Eddy October 18, 2003
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pretto

A mix between the words: "Preppy" and "ghetto".
ok dude. tomorrow, i am so going to beat that gay pretto fuck upside the head with a stick. a large pointy stick. mwahahahah!
by eddy June 12, 2005
mugGet the prettomug.

Quenya

conlang made by J.R.R. Tolkien spoken by elves.
by Eddy July 14, 2003
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