eddy's definitions

Star Wars

Possibly the one of the greatest stories ever written. It has a total of 5 movies and 100 or so books as well as hundreds of comics, games, etc. It is often pitted against Star Trek in flame wars.

Let's watch Star Wars.

by Eddy May 24, 2003

Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Thicky Thick

Equavalent to the Tëlþuilgöç prefix m@o@lûmo-(round/curvy+attractively plump)

I like thick girls with huge butts and small waists.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

gimptard

A retarded gimp. One is has the qualitys of both a gimp and a retard.

Rachael S. is such a gimptard!
Wow thats a real fucking gimptard.

by eddy April 7, 2005

Oldie Hawn

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.

Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!

by Eddy July 19, 2007

Fog Ducker

Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.

What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working?

Nah... he's a fog ducker.

by Eddy July 17, 2007

ghetto bootie

A big butt.

I like ghetto booties.

by Eddy August 18, 2003