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one who loves rear-ends obsessively.
He loves J-Lo because he's an assoholic.
assoholic by dar ted April 28, 2006
Someone who cannot help being an asshole, all the time.
As a teenager, I was addicted to being a moron, a real assoholic.
assoholic by CharlesF October 9, 2006
Someone, be it male or female, who is addicted to being an asshole 24/7. As if they get off on making others feel miserable. They take pride, have bragging rights and stories only tollerable after a few beers on your own, of their assoholic ways.
"Did you meet Michael tonight, isn't he such an assoholic?!?!
Assoholic by SaRaHeVe March 29, 2011
Self absorbed, abusive, infantile, narcissistic, loud, selfish, intimidating, incapable of admitting error or taking responsibility ...(everything wrong is someone else's fault), rude, mean spirited, cruel, deceptive, phoney, con artist, cowardly...yet aggressively bullying, jealous, possessive and superficially dominant.

There are blatantly obvious dumb assoholics...some of which wind up in jail......but the more clever ones are skilled at finding victims and they gravitate towards positions of power...where they try to establish personality cults around their peculiar pathology.
Many people in prison are assoholics....but so are many people who have risen to the top of our private and public sectors.
assoholic by Nickie Newark March 4, 2014
To be an uncontrolable ass.

An Amazing word that should be used 3 times a day.
I didnt mean to be such and Assoholic.

Your an Assoholic.
A guy that can't get enough ass. loves anal sex and says booty more than necessary.
"He always smells!" "Thats because he is an assoholic, and he always gets some."
Assoholic by bOwLiNg4bRoTh85 May 30, 2006