slitch

You're one real slitch
by Eddy April 26, 2004
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You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.
Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!
by Eddy June 29, 2007
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Gun Grabber

Usually a loony left-wing nut, aka dumbocrat, who mistakenly believes that the removal of lawfully owned guns will also remove them from crminal hands.
Despite the proven fact that banning of narcotics and firearms did NOT reduce their possesion amongst the criminals, Hitlery and the gun grabbers want to procede with more facist gun control schemes.
by Eddy December 30, 2007
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royal flusher

the process of sticking someone's head in a toilet and flushing
We gave that jerk a royal flusher in the men's room
by eddy July 19, 2003
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Mount Vernon

A hoodish city. Where the outcasts from NYC and Yonkers reside. Their sports teams are really BIG. Like REALLY big. TYhe players are jacked up! ugh Mamaroneck Cross Country always loses to their boys! All-County was held there once...never again.
Holy crap are you serious. That Mt Vernon guy just shot that dude in the head and nobody even looked!!!! Holy Moses-honey get in the car and hide your Jewelery!!
by Eddy June 22, 2005
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FWOOM

a gay term for a homo who takes it up the bum often. it is implied that when he runs, his ass makes the sound "fwoom"
Kris, i could hear you comin a mile away. fwoom, fwoom, fwoom
by eddy April 05, 2005
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
by Eddy June 27, 2007
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