112 definitions by eddy

X-Sux

an unfunny pun created by 12 year old X-Box haters, often used by fanboys

by eddy October 18, 2003

Bombay Lightning

Unknown source of ignition.

It's a mystery how that house burnt down. Must of been Bombay Lightning!

by eddy July 22, 2006

god

Well known, but often refuted. Appears in the Bible.

by eddy June 30, 2003

doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

by eddy October 13, 2006

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 11, 2017

Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

by eddy January 21, 2009

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by eddy April 8, 2007