Licking, Sucking, and Fucking Other Girls/Guys
That damn whore of a girlfriend has been ls&fog!
A
dildo. Soy being a MEAT substitution.
Hey babe, put away the soy dick. I've got the real thing ready for you!
Acronym: Did Society A Favor. Usually meaning noone will care if someone kill offs a low life scum criminal.
CROOK: Forget you cop, I'll beat the rap.
COP: (shoves gun in crooks mouth) We're in the middle of nowhere, this .38 is clean and there's half a million of them out there. Everyone knows you're a no good scum sucking dealer. With all the other open homicides, I can pop you one right here and now and noone will waste time trying to solve it. It'll be classified under DSAF!
Nick name for the naval
Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.
Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!
Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.
Like an Iron Butterfly, but add manual stimulation to her butt.
While giving her an iron butterfly, I decided to use a free finger to give her some extra stimulation in the ass. That's the plus in the iron butterfly plus!
A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
A SCHEME and a SCAM.
A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
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