eddy's definitions

Oldie Hawn

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.

Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!

by Eddy July 19, 2007

FITA

Acronym: Fucked In The Ass

After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.

by Eddy November 23, 2006

Gun-free Zone

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.

Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

X-Sux

an unfunny pun created by 12 year old X-Box haters, often used by fanboys

by Eddy October 18, 2003

N-Gage

a handheld gaming system/cell phone destined for failure

by Eddy October 18, 2003

FUTA

Acronym for "Fucked Up The Ass"

Hey babe, ya walking a little funny. Did ya get FUTA?

by Eddy March 21, 2007

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007