eddy's definitions

N-Gage

a handheld gaming system/cell phone destined for failure

by Eddy October 18, 2003

Spice Cougars

A reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are Cougars!

Those aren't the Spice Girls, they're too old to be girls and should be called the Spice Cougars!

by Eddy December 31, 2007

bourgeouis

The primary enemy of Marxists and one of the enemies of anarchists. They are rich and get there by enslaving the working class.

They own the businesses and take most of the money that the products made by workers bring in, giving the workers only a small amount.

Hey bourgeois, you're lucky I don't believe in propaganda by the deed or I'd be starting some class war with you with a pipebomb!

by eddy March 10, 2004

suck face

A game where you it make out in the least atractive way possible

"Carson practically devoured Shery's face, they were playing SUCK FACE"

by Eddy October 24, 2004

royal flusher

the process of sticking someone's head in a toilet and flushing

We gave that jerk a royal flusher in the men's room

by eddy July 19, 2003

Quenya

conlang made by J.R.R. Tolkien spoken by elves.

by Eddy July 14, 2003

Gun Free Zone

Yet another hare-brain feel good do nothing idea by the loony leftwing and hoplophobes that backfired. Gun free zones has never prevented a school shooting, and has made Washington D.C. one of the worst cities for murder and gun violence.

Loony Leftwing NUT: I know, we'll create a gun free zone and magically all the criminals will suddenly start obeying the law and disarm themselves!

Hoplophobe: Yeah, that's a great idea!

Logical Person: It's been tried so many times and is a proven failure. What makes you think it will work this time?

by Eddy November 22, 2007